BV Sotay main Zor se chilayi,
“Jaldi utho mera Shohor Agaya”
Pathan utha,Khidki se chalang laga di,
tang tot gayi,phr khayal aya,…
May hi to uska Shohar hoon.

Chalti bus may jagha na milnay par 1 bachi ko baba je nay goud may bitha lia.
Kuch dair baad larki khari hoi aur gussay say boli
Baba ji Ya isko bitha lo ya mujhe.

In Court Judge Said 2 Women:
U R Realy Brave,
Dako Ko Buhat Mera Tum Ne.
Woman:Mjhay Kya Pta Daako
Tha Me Samjhi Mera Shohar
Ghar Der Se Aya Hai.

Rani: You know mam, my mother fears a lot while crossing a road!
Teacher: How do U know that?
Rani: Because, she holds my hand while crossing!

Mom: beti kyu ro rahi ho?
beti: Teacher ne mara
Mom: Q?
Beti: Maine usko murgi kaha kyuki
usne mujhe EXAM mein anda
diya..
Ha ha ha

Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?
Because
Baba Ramdev (Yoga walay) Said:
“Apni Saas Ko Bahar Nikalo”

Anti Misba: Ab mera tmhara koe rishta nhe rha
Mei tmhare de hue sb chizen wapis krna chahti hu
Major Rohail: okay
Lets start with Kisses.

Meri jhukki nazroon ko meri nafrat na samajh FaRaZ!
Agar mujhe Khuda ka darr na hota to me bhi
Imran Hashmi hota.

How do u teach a blonde maths?
You subtract her chlothes &
Divide her legs And square root her.

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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge…

Reading book?
Na Na!
Listining Music?
Uhu!
Watching TV?
Nah!
Caught U!
Missing me and reading my SMS na.!!
Oh now U R smiling.

SMILE:
S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,
So, please keep smiling.

White 2 ur teeth,
Pink colour 2 ur lips,
Silver colour 2 ur eyes,
So keep smiling
&
enjoy the colours of life

Assalam-o-alikum
Allah ki 4 Rehmat aysi hain jo insaan
se bardasht nhi hoti
1- Beti
2- Mehman
3- Barish
4- Bemari
OR 4 azab ayse hein jo insaan khushi
se qabol ker leta hai
1- Sood
2- Jehez
3- Geebat
4- Jhoot
Think about it.

“ALLAH”
Jis se Mohabat haqeeqee hai
Now listen!
Mohabat mein dil chahta hai ke mehboob se baatein karein,
Ye hai “NAMAZ”
Mohabat mein dil chahta hai ke khana peena chor dein,
Ye hai “ROZA”
Mohabat mein dil chahta hai mehboob par maal kharch karein,
Ye hai “ZAKAAT”
Mohabat mein dil chahta hai mehboob ke ghar ke chakkar lagayein,
Ye hai “HAJJ”
Mohabat mein dil chahta hai [...]

Kuch aise log hon ge jin ko Jannat mein jaane ka hukm diya jaye ga lekin woh Jannat ka raasta bhool jaayein ge.
Ye Woh log hein jin ke samne , Aap rasool(S.A.W) ka naam liye jay aur woh DAROOD SHAREEF na behjein.

Rasool Allah(S.A.W) ne sood khaanay wale, Khilanay wale, Us ke likhne wale aur us ko do gawahon per lanat farmayi hai:
Ye (gunah mein) brabar (ke shareek) hein.
(Sahih Muslim,
Hadees#1598)

Agar har muslim abhi 10 baar Astaghfar parhay,
Or apni Haisyat k mutabik auro ko
send kare to 10mins may Arbo Astaghfar
hojainge Or Allah ki narazgi kam ho jyegi.

WAZOO ker k sonay k 4 Fazaail.
1: uski rooh Baitullah sharif ka tawaf krti hai.
2: Farishte sari raat us k liye nekiya likhte rehte hain.
3: jab karwat badalta hai iski bakshish k liye dua krte hai.
4: jab subha so kar uthta hai tou jo dua mange pori hogi..
In faido k liye rozana wazo kr k [...]

A Rose Is Always A Rose
Either It Is Planted In A Gold Pot Or In A Mud
Same Way You Will Always Be My Friend
Either You Are In Central Jail
Or In Mental Hospital