New married Larki se uski saheli ne pucha
Honey Moon manane kahan gaye thy?
Larki : Islamabad, Lahore, Muree
Saheli : kia kia dheka?
Larki : Chatt aur Pankha

5 years,
20 subjects,
200 practicals,
2000 lectures,
20000 insults
A normal human
being cant do all this!
The remaining abnormals are called
DOCTORS..!

Larki wale: aap ka beta kya karta hai?
Ans. larke ki amma ne kaha,
Mera beta 3.62 rupe mei 500 sms karta hai ROZANA… =P ;->

ULjhano Ka Ye Mosm Badal B Sakta Tha
Wo chahta To Mere Sath ChaL B Sakta Tha
Wo Shakhs Jis Ne Mujhe Chorne Me JaLdi Ki
Men Us K Mizaaj K Saanche Me DhaL B Sakta Tha
Wo JaLd Baaz Khof-Zada Ho K ChaL Diya Werna
Tamam MasLon Ka Koi HuL NikaL B Sakta Tha
Anaa Ne Hath Uthane Nahin Diya [...]

Pakistan me burai kon phela rha hy?
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1- INDIA
2- AMERICA
3- ISRAEL
4- AFGANISTAN
5- BARTANIA
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U realy dont hav to be super nice always…
Sometimes u hav to show ur bad
side so dat u can sort out who can
accept u at ur worst mood…
If people cant handle u at ur worst,
then they dont deserve u at ur best…

ZaLiM TaLiBaN Ki DrInDaGi Ka 1 Or JeTa JaGtA SaBoT…
MiNgOrA SwAt Me JaHaNzEb CoLlEgE K SaMnE
5 MaSoM StUdEnTs Se GuN PoInT Py
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~SPORTS NEWS~
The Most Dangerous Match of 2009 Coming on MAY 12 Between MQM & ANP, on the Roads of KARACHI.
Both Teams r waiting 4 this Match…
ANP called his Talented Players 4m Tribal Areas..
MQM will Play with his local but most experience Players..
Umpires: POLICE & RANGER… Live & Exclusive only on TV.. Don’t Miss it.. For [...]

Pathan ki B-v bhaag gai 3 din baad wapis aaye
Pathan ghusse se bola
”Ab kya lene aayi ho”
Pathan ki B-v boli
”Main apne mobile ka charger bhool gai thi”;->

Aaj Ka ThoughT ;->
If u want to gain knowledge,
add something everyday 2 ur mind.
But if u want to gain wisdom,
remove something everyday from ur mind.

Do u know the meaning of Morning?
Morning means!
One MORE INNING given by ‘ALLAH’ to Play and Win!
So…
Good Morning
& have a lovely win innings day.

Unhein Meri Wafaoon Ka Khayal Aaya To Khud Aaya FARAZ
mila Ker Wo Mujhy Meri kami MehSoos Kertey Hein

Teray baad na aaye ga meri zindagi ma koi aur Faraz
Ek mot hai k jis ki hum Qasam nahi detay…

Beggar: Sir, pls give 50 paise.
Man: I don’t have.
Beggar: Then come with me, lets beg together

The only Way to
improve tomorrow
is to know
what u Did
wrong today”

Heart never hate blood!
Flower never hate honey!
My heart never hate U & Ur Friendship

What’s The Main Reason For Divorce?
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Boy 2 girl: Soot bhot acha pehne ha
Girl: Thnx
Boy: Lipstick b achi hai
Girl: Thnx
Boy: Makeup b boht acha hai
Girl:Thnx “BHAI JAN”
Boy: Phr b buri lag rahi ho