Mr. Han tiya from China & Mr. Lee cho from Korea comes to Lahore and start a five star restaurant but nobody come to eat. reason?
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Because they named CHOTIYA RESTAURANT

Sardar suhag raat ko puri khoshish k bavajud
kamyaab na hua tu Ghuse se BV se bola;Tumhari
pehlay kisi ne nahi li?
BV masumiyat se jis ne bi li “Underwear” uttar k li!

Mother:Larka pasand aya,
Beti:Ha lakin wo to bohut Mota hai
Mother:ary Pagli TV 14 Inch ka ho ya 21 inch ka Romote to wahi 7 inch ka hota hai.

1. The dog is not allowed in the house.
2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
4. The dog can get on the old furniture only.
5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but [...]

Ab CORRUPTION Ki Baari Hai
Kyun K Ab Daur-e-Zaradari Hai
Ab Aap Ki Izat, Apni Zimmadari Hai
Kyun k Izzat Ka Shikari Asif Zaradari Hai
Ab Tabahi Qismat Humari Hy
Kyun K Ab Daur-e-Zardari Hai . .

In Zardarion say dosti achhi nahi Faraz,
Tu Sadar-e-Pakistan hay kuchh to khayal kar

Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
Khatam karo masla zardari jan,
Dollar hai apna Eman,
Or Bush hai Abba jaan,

Jese khana kharab,
Jese total azaab,
Jesey Aadi faqeer,
Jesay murda zameer,
Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa,

eacher: Batao Wo Kon C Chiz Hai
Jo Tm Roz Dekh To Sakte
Ho Pr Torr Ni Sakte???
Student:
Miss Aapka Mooun…….!!

Hight Of Hasrut
Written At The Back Of Suzuki
Mehran….
“Mai Bari Ho K Parado Bano Gi”

Boy : Papa Mein Kal School Nahi Jaunga.
Papa : Kyu Beta?
Boy : Aaj School Mein Hamara Wazan Kiya
Tha.
Papa : Toh Kya Hua?
Boy : Aaj Wazan Kiya Hai Kal Bech Diya to.;->

2 Arabi ek dosre ko Arabi main galea de rhe the
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Pass se Major Rohail guzra ur bola
“Molvi sab
mere lye b dua karna”

Begum Nawazish Ali 2 Major Rohail
“Ek mard ho k app ne Kargil main gadari ki”
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Major Rohail
ghuse se
“Pehle tum ye btao k PUBLIC main tum ladies toilet use krti ho ya gents”

Major Rohail:
Khansi ka kya hal hy?
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Anti Misba:
Khansi to bnd ho gy hy pr ab saans ruk ruk k
aata hy
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Major Rohail:
Fikar na karo Rab ne chaha to wo b bnd ho jae ga

Lamha koi suhana sath ho na ho_
Kal ma aaj jaisi koi bat ho na ho_
Apki
“DOST¡”
hmesha is dil mai rahegi…
Chahy ap mai
“INSANO “wali koi bat ho na ho… ;->

Kitne Pyar Se Likha Tha Sahil Pe Tera Naam,,,
*.*pappU*.*
Na Jane Kis ZALIM Ne GUTKAY
Ki
Pichkari Maar k Laal Kar Diya… ;->

Q: Ghairat kia hai..?
A: Ghairat wo cheez hai
jo agar ap ko aa jaye to
mera
inbox kabhi
bhi khali na rahey… =P ;->

New Age Ashiq:
Yeh Ishq Nai Asaan Bus Itna Samaj Lijye . .
Bachi K Ghar Ka Gate Hai
Band,
Dewaar Se Hai Kuod K Jana …=P;->

Lahore ISI bomb blast k bad
Ek pathan ro rha tha
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Major Rohail:
Zakhmi ho?
Koe aziz halak ya
zkhmi
Ho gya hy?
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Pathan:Oy! Khocha hmara neswar
Shaheed ho gya hy

Pathan reporter:
Sunna hai Lahore “1 5” bomb blast ka apko
Pehle se he ilm tha
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Major Rohail
gusse se:
“G han dinner party mei dehshat gardo ne muje
Btaya tha”