Pathan interview dene gaya..
manager ne us se sawal poocha
what do you do..?
To pathan
nemanager ko bola
happy birth day to you…

Pathan ur Anti Misba ke suhag rat
Pathan rat ko seeti le
Kr bahar jane laga
Anti Misba:
kahan
chale?
Pathan: oy hm suhag rat manae ga tu mohale
Ke chowkidari kon kre ga?

Agr koi ap ko dophr 2 bjy good morning boly, rat ko 3 bjy fone kr k happy birthday boly,kisi ki
fotgi pr get well soon ka card de to please bura mt man’na.ye sb garmi or load shading k sta’ay huay
log hain,in k leay aao sb mil kr dua krain k Allah in sb ko [...]

• ♥♥*`•.¸.when u look at me*`•.¸.♥♥
♥♥*`•.¸.i feel i m
fine*`•.¸.♥♥
♥♥*`•.¸.when u call
me*`•.¸.♥♥
♥♥*`•.¸.i feel i m
good*`•.¸.♥♥
♥♥*`•.¸.when u ask
me*`•.¸.♥♥

Major Rohail ne 20/20 match dekhne ka acha intazam kya tha
Cola,BBQ,LCD,Speakers,Chips..match ka
maza aagya
Phatan:
Lo G khak maza aya
“NASWAR” to tha he nhi

Phatan:
Koi sasta sa perfume dekhao
.
Major Rohail:
Ye lo 20 rupe wala
.
Phatan:
ur
sasta
.
Major Rohail:
Meri BAGHAL main ungli daal k soong lo

Major Rohail ko us ki FAMILY ne bohat mara
Log apne DAD k nam pr Skool,Hosptl
ya trust banate
hai
Major Rohail ne apne DAD k naam
pr PUBLIC LATREEN banwa de

Asalam-o-Alikm
Multan aur UsKè MùZäFäT MäiÑ..
Light jany Kä WäQt HùÄ JäTä Hä
BäQì LöG ApÑè
MùQäMi WÄqT KE MùTäBiQ wapda ko galian dain…Shukriya

In Court Judge Said 2 Women:
U R Realy Brave,
Dako Ko Buhat Mera Tum Ne.
Woman:Mjhay Kya Pta Daako
Tha Me Samjhi Mera Shohar
Ghar Der Se Aya Hai.

Rani: You know mam, my mother fears a lot while crossing a road!
Teacher: How do U know that?
Rani: Because, she holds my hand while crossing!

Mom: beti kyu ro rahi ho?
beti: Teacher ne mara
Mom: Q?
Beti: Maine usko murgi kaha kyuki
usne mujhe EXAM mein anda
diya..
Ha ha ha

Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?
Because
Baba Ramdev (Yoga walay) Said:
“Apni Saas Ko Bahar Nikalo”

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?
Because
Baba Ramdev (Yoga walay) Said:
“Apni Saas Ko Bahar Nikalo.”

How Can A Father
Make His Daughter
Walk On The Street
Looking Down The Earth??
Just Gift Her A Mobile With Free Sms.

Boy: Papa main kal School nahi jaonga.
Papa: Kyon Beta?
Boy: Aaj School main hamara Wazan(Weight) kya tha.
Papa: TO kya hua?
Boy: Aaj Wazan kya hai, Kal baich diya to?

Wife: Darling today is our Anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes..!!

Love Before Marriage:
Janu!!! Tum nahi to Main nahi,…
Main nahi to Tum nahi,,,
Love After Marriage:
Baighairtaa…. Aaj Tu nahi ya Main nahi…

Two Friends Talking:
- Meri Shadi ho gai
* O ye to acha hua
- Nahi, bura hua, Woh bad soorat hai
* O ye to bura hua
- Nahi, acha hua, Woh bohat ameer hai
* O ye to acha hua

Wife: Aji agar main Gum ho gai to Tum kya karo gay?
Husband: Its the time to Disco.