PHYSICS TEACHER: Now As You All Know The Law Of Gravity Explains Why We Stay On Earth!
PAPPU: But Sir! Where Did People Stay Before The Law Was Passed?

Father: If u pass in exams, I’ll gift you 1 cycle
son: If i fail?
Father: I’ll gift 100 cycles
son: Why?
Father: Phir mera puttar dukan khole ga cyclan di.

45 saal ka Aadmi, Larki dekhne gaya, Larki ki maa behosh ho gai…
Hosh aaya, wajah puchi to Maa boli:
25 saal pehle ye mujhe bhi dekhne aaya tha.

Shohar: Main tang aagaya hon, Tum humesha Mera Ghar, Meri Car, he kehti rehti ho.
Kabhi Hamara bhi keh diya karo.
Ab Almaari main kya dhoondh rahi ho?
Biwi: Hamara Dupatta.

Son: Papa sab log Shadi kar k Pareshan hain to Shadi kyon kartay hain?
Papa: Beta Aqal badaam khany se nahi,,,
Thokar khanay se aati hai.

Aapko Miss karna meri Hobby,
Aapka Khayal rakhna meri Job,
Aapko Khush rakhna mera Dream,
Aapke liye Dua karna meri Duty,
And
Aapko Tang karna mera Farz.

Main Pilot banoga
Beta: Mama bara ho kar Pilot banoga.
Mom: Mjhy kese pata chalega k ye mere betay ka Jahaaz hai?
Beta: Main guzartay waqt apny ghar pe Gola phenk donga..

Is dil ke har dhadkan ka ehsaas ho tum.
Tum kya jaano hamare liye kitne khaas ho tum.
Juda ho k tumne hame maut se bhi battar sazaa di hai,
Phir bhi is tadapte dil ne tumhe khush rehne ki duaaein di hai.

Kaha koi aisa mila jispe dil luta dete,
har ek ne dhoka diya kis-kisko bhula dete,
apne dil ka dard dil hi mein dabaye rakhe hain,
karte bayan to mehfil ko rula dete.

Log pochtey hain kyon surkh hen tumhari Aankhen,
Hans k keh deti hon raat so na saki,
Lakh chahon bhi magar yeh keh na sakon,
Raat ronay ki hasrat thi magar ro na saki.

Break my heart
Destroy my soul
And
Leave me crying
I’d still love you
and
I won’t expect you to
Love me in return.

Some broken heart, may never mend,
Some memories may never end,
Some wet tears may never dry,
But my love for you will never die.

Karein gay Tark-e-Taaluq ye tum se wada raha,
Badan se saans ka rishta to toot janey do.

Forget the times
Forget the times he walked by,
Forget the times he made you cry,
Forget the times he spoke your name,
Remember now your not the same.
Forget the times he held your hand,
Forget the sweet things if you can,
Forget the times & don’t pretend,
Remember now he’s just your friend.

I really love U.
But U love some1 else
When I C U
I can”t close my eyes
I just want U 2 say how much I care about U
May I could say U at sometime.
I Love U More Than Myself.

Woh khud hi ho ruswa khudi maan jaye
Jo main rooth jaon to mujh ko manaye,
Mere paas aaye zara muskaraye
Jo main ro paroon to woh aansoo bahaye.

Jane kis baat ki mujhko saza deta hai,
meri hasti hui ankhon ko rula deta hai,
Ek muddat se khabar bhi nahi teri,
koi is tarah bhi kya apne Pyar ko bhula deta hai

Wohh pal aiysaa thaa kay inkaar ker naa paaye,
Duneeyaa kay dar say ikraar ker naa paaye,
Naa thee Zindagee jiss kay binaa mumkin,
Uss ney chorh diyaa aur hum sawaal bee naa ker paaye.

Hume Apne Pyar ka Hisab nahi aata,
Unka Palatkar Koi Javab nahi aata,
Hum to unki yaad me sote tak nahi,
Aur unko sokar bhi hamara khwab nahi aata…

Sometimes,
I wish certain people wont tell me that they love me..
Wanna know why?
So that i wont waste my time
believing their
sweetest lies….