Koi Khuwab in aankhon main sajaya he nahi,
Hamaray dil ki gehrai ko koi samajh paya he nahi,
Kisi ko mehsoos ho kami hamari,
Shayad Khuda ne humain aisa banaya he nahi.

Uthaya tha Jaam ik ghum bhulanay k liye,
Wahi seenay se lipat gaya mujhe aur satanay k liye,
Us se keh do na aaya kary meri Mehfil main,
Uski yaad he kafi hai Dil jalanay k liye,

Aa dekh dil ki nagri hai udaas tere bin,
Bujti nahi hai aankho ki pyaas tere bin,
Zindagi may to aansoo ka selaab hai,
Karon kaise khushion ko talash tere bin!

Ajnabi si raahon ka ajnabi musafir ek,
Mujhse puch betha hai, rasta bata do gay?
Ajnabi si raahon k ajnabi musafir sun…
Rasta koi bhi ho, Manzilain nahi miltin,
Manzilen to dhoka hain,
Manzilen jo mil jaen, Justuju nahi rehti,
Zindagi k jeenay ki Aarzu nahi rehti.

Mohabbat Jo Ki Thi Wafa Bhi To Kartey
Chahat Ka Haq Tum Ada Bhi To Kartey
Daal Kar Hum Ko Anjaani Raaho’n Par
Milley Manzil Yeh DUA Bhi to Kartey”…

Suno…!
Hum Toot Jaen gay,
K Doori Seh na paen gay,
Judai Maar dalay gi,
Suno…!
Ye aankhen bojhal hain,
Inhain kis tarha behlaen,

1 Pathan 2nd Pathan se puchta hai: Yara! Ye kya tum ne Generator main Petrol ki jaga Coca Cola Daal hai?
2nd Pathan: Nahi yara.
1st Pathan: To ye Brrr Brrrrr kyon karta hai??

1 Pathan ko 1 Aadmi Mobile per tang karta tha:
1 din Pathan ne new Sim khareed kar usay msg kya.
Maine woh Number band kar k nai sim le li hai.
Ab tang kar k dikhao Bachoo.

Pathan Watchman ne Sher (Lion) ka pinjra khula chhor diya..
Officer: Tumne sher ka pinjra lock nahi kya?
Pathan: Kya zaroorat hai, Usko kon chori karega?

Phatan: Aaj mene Rs.5000 ka Easyload krvaya, aur sab dosto/family ko SMS kr dye.
Major Rohail: Kyu?
Phatan: O G sunna hy ab SMS per 20 pyse Tax lagne wala hy.

Pathan to 2nd Pathan: Yaar koi aisa Gift bata jo teri bhabhi k seedha Dil par lagay.
2nd Pathan: Goli maar day.

Dunya main woh kon si 2 cheezen hain jo ek doosray k baghair nahi reh saktin? Aur dono bekaar hain?
Socho
Aur Socho
Pathan aur Naswaar.

Teacher: Translate into english.
“Woh meri Nawasi hai”.
Pathan Student:
“She is my Eighty Nine”.

Ek Pathan janazy main Pit raha tha,
Bad main Pathan se pucha to usne bataya:
Cotton nahi mil rahi thi to maine Murday ki naak main Naswaar laga di.

Pathan “Mazaar” pe Bomb rakhty huye pakra gaya:
Logon ne bohat mara aur pucha aisa kyon kya?
Pathan ki kuch samajh main nahi aaya to bola: “Main Bomb rakhny ki Mannat mangi thi.”

Pathan: Yar me 20/20 match ki shart har gya.
Major Rohail: Wo kese?
Pathan: Shart lagi thi k 20/20 match me team 6 GOAL kr ge.
Team ne 1 b GOAL nhi kya srf RUN bnate rhi.

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.