patni maike ja kar pati ko roz phon q karti hai.
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takey pati ko yad rahe ki musibat abhi tali nahi hai

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

A ship was sinking.
Captain: Does any one know how to pray?
A priest comes forward and says he can pray.
Captain: Ok priest, you pray;
Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket
as we are one jacket short.

Sardar k Truck k peechay likha tha “Chota parivaar sukhi sansaar“
Aur uske neechey..
Tinu..
Minu..
Chintu..
Chinky..
Guddu..
Guddi..
Sonu..
Monu dey Papa di gaddi……

Sardar to Airhostess: Tuhadi shakal meri ghar wali nal bohat mildi a…
Airhostess ne usay ek thappar maar diya,
Sardar Bola “Waahe guru! Ae te aadataan vi mildiyaa ne..

ager “memon“ larkiyan papita bechti to larko ko bohat fayda hota.
kyu k larkiyon ko ye awaz lagani parti
PAPITO GINIGNO
PAPITO GINIGNO

Dunia k 8 sach
1.Insaan ka tatta aur sarkari kam hamesha latakata rehta hai.
2.Chut aur doodh k fatne par hamesha aurat chilati hai.
3.Sapp aur chut jaha mile mar do.
4.Garib aur momme hamesha dabte hai.
5.Nai dulhan aur nai gadi kisi dost ko do to thok k deta hai.
6.Musibat aur lund kabi bhi khade ho sakte hai.
7.Bra aur [...]

Circuit: Bhai Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai?
Bhai: Kyunki Jail Mein Khaane
Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai

Ae Dost Baandh Le Kafan Me Botal Kabr Me Baith Kar Piya Karenge
In Ladkiyon Se To Bewafai Mili
Ab Bhootniyo Se Pange Liya Karenge.

X Kuze Me
Apne Haath Uppar Utao
Ab Dono Haath Jor Lo
Ok
Ab Apni Aankhain Band Karo
Aur
Sachey Dil Se Dua Karo
K ?
K ?
K ?
“Ya ALLAH Humari Light Aa Jaye …“ ;->

1 man asked sardar je:
Aqal bari k bhans
Sardar je said:
let me think
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n then replied:
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dovan de date of birth ty tu dassi nai..

Take a glass of sugar
and put it in your eyes
so you will have sweet dreams!
If you want masala dreams,
then try chilly powder!
Good night
Have a nice dream.

Starz light stars bright,
U r the only star I c tonite,
I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonight
Good Night & Sweet dreams

In this lovely night,
I pray 2 the blue moon 2 protect U through the nite,
the wind 2 blow away ur stress
and
the twinkle stars 2 guide U the way,
Sweet dreams GoodNight

As the day turns into night,
keep your worries out of sight.
Close your eyes and go to sleep,
All the good times are yours to keep.
Sweetest dreams & Good Night

A late night sms greeting doesnt
only mean good night
It has a silent msg saying..
u r my last thought at night..
Goodnight.

Night doesn’t become beautiful with
star studded sky & full moon,
It becomes beautiful when u go to sleep
and
let stars & moon admire ur innocence..
Good Night

Sending you MY BED 2 let you rest,
Pillows 2 give you COMFORT,
and MY BLANKET 2 keep you warm.
Sweet dreams, Goodnite! Sleep tight.

Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”

A GENIUS
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100″
-As Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
That Lecturers
Try In 1 Semester !!