All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.
I wish you is best of luck in your exams

A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study

According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it!

Hi yay exam daratay kiyun hain,
Merri neend uratay kiyun hain,
Phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain,
Kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay walay hain .

Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
&
collage days,
Horrible days in my life :
“only exam days”

One Sardar was going to Chandigarh from pune by a air-india plane.He was alloted the middle seat of one of the 3-seats array.
But as soon as the Sardarji got into the plane, he sat on the window side seat which was actually for an old lady.

Mrs. Jasbir Singh was in the habit of having long conversation on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour.
One day she hung up after 25 minutes….
“What is the matter today? asked her husband. “Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone.”
“I got a wrong number,” replied Mrs. Jasbir Singh.

One day a bus gets an accident which were filled up with some sardarjis.
Then one of the Saradarji starts to cry very loudly saying I have lost my hand, I have lost my hand…
After the accident one of the survived sardarji says to him, “why are you crying control yourself, don’t cry, see that man [...]

Rose is Famous 4 Grace…
Advocate is Famous 4 his Case…
Horses r Famous 4 Race…
But u r Famous 4 Smile on Ur Face…!
have a nice day

1) Never hate
2) Don’t worry
3) Live simple
4) Expect a little
5) Give a lot
6) Always smile
7) And keep in touch with ALLAH.

U want and u get
U want and u get that is luck,
u want and u wait that is time,
u want but u compromise that is life

One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
“What the guys are doing” asked the sardar.
” We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize” replied one
runner.
“Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!”
Exclaimed the Sardar

Sardarji is selected to play for the Indian cricket team as an opening batsman. He opens the batting against West Indies. He is asked to face the very first over (with one Sunil Gavaskar as the non-striker!) from Marshall who is bowling at his fiercest…

A Sardar and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The American asks if he would like to play a fun-game.
The Sardar, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihan na lijiye.
Kyu ho humse khafa, bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gaye humse khata,
Yu yaad na karke saza na dijiye.
Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali,
Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaar! i.
Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,
Agar aa jaaye muskaan hot pe tumahari.
Khuda se thoda raham khareed

Ek pal mein ek saadi ka maaza hum se poochiye
Do din ki zindagi ka maaza hum se poochiye
Bhoole hai rafta rafta unhe muddataoo mein hum
Khistoy mein khud kushi ka maaza hum se poochiye
Aghaaz aashiqui ka maaza aap jaane
Anjaam aashiqui ka maaza hum se poochiye
Hasne ka shouk hum ko bhi tha aap ki tarah
Haase agar haasi

Main Usay Kesy Akela Chore Doon Is Rah Main
Sath jo Chalta Raha Majboriyon K Bad Bhi
Ban K Khushboo Rach Gaya Hai Yun Meray Ehsas Main
Door Ho Paya Nahin Wo Dooriyon K Bad Bhi
Rafta Rafta Us Ko Bhi Ye Duniya raas aa Gai
Muskra K Wo Mila Hai Ranjishon K Baad Bhi
Faslay Kab Kam Huwe Hain Rabton

Tum dua ho meri “sada k lie”
me zinda hon tumhari “Dua k lie”
Kr lena lakh “Shikwe” ham se magar
Kabhi
Khafa na hona khuda k lie.
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