Monkeys & girls both are same,
Bcause they fight only for BANANA,
and
BOYs & Rats both are same, Bcause they r always searching for HOLES

Noker 1 maheena daal khane k bad malik se:
meri bund maro.
Malik: kyun ?
Noker: tusi bus meri bund maro
Malik: yaar kyun
Noker: is bahane boti tay ander jae gi.

7 peer chatai pe bethay
thay
1 admi aya or sabse buzurg peer ko bola
Baba larki nahi set hoti
Peer ne sabse chote peer ko kaha
Chotuu 1 or chatai bicha de.

Kid asks grandpa: “Do u still have sex with grandma?”
Grandpa: “Yes, but just oral sex”
Kid: “Whats oral sex?”
Grandpa: “I say fuck u. She says fuck u too”.

Student : sir why the girls not take mobile in their own brazier?
Teacher : bcoz the vibration of the mobile convert their milk into lassi….

Aurat:
DR. Sahib mein 3 saal
tak Bachey Paida nahi karna chahti.
Docter:
To Condom le lo.
Aurat:
Pani K sath ya Doodh
K sath.
Dr: LUN K sath :-

Sardar bivi k liay phool laya
Bivi ne khush ho kr apne kapre utare or tangein khol kr bister pe late Gae
Sardar:
Hairat se?
Ghar me guldaan nahi ???????

Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday.

Baraye meherbani is msg ko itna forward karain k
.
.
Mere Bhai tak Puhanch jaye.
“Bhai Double Roti k sath 2 Andey B le ana.

Aik hasti hy jo jan hy meri,
Jo aan se b barh kr Maan hy meri,
Khuda hukam de to krdon sajda use,
Q k wo koi or nhi “MAA” hy meri..

A boy went to meet his GF. When he came back home,
mom asked “Kahan gaye the?”
Boy – “Marium se milne.”
Mom – “Kisliye??”
Boy – “Haan, mom bohot kiss liye.

Both Friends Will Think The Other Is Busy
And Will Not Contact L o v e b e a t s Thinking It May Be Disturbing
As Time Passes
Both Will Think Let The OTher Contact
After That each Will Think Why I Should Contact First ?
Here Your friendshipWill Be Converted To Hate

I’d like to be the sort of friend that
you have been to me;
I’d like to be the help that
you’ve been always glad to be;
I’d like to mean as much to you
each minute of the day
As you have meant, old friend of mine,
to me along the way.

To friends of old and friends of new,
who help turn skies of gray to blue.
Many go and come throughout my life,
bring smiles mid heartache and strife.

* Golden words *
“Tu lang ja sadi kher ay”
“Zid na kar GUJJAR aap bara ziddi ay”
“Pass kar ya bardasht kar”
“Sawari labbay na labbay speed ek so nabbay”
“Jisne maa ko staya usne raksha chalaya”
“Chal pagli sajan k dais”
“Lag gai te rozi na lagi te roza”
From: Riksha book

1 Murghi Super Market gai Aur kaha: 1 Anda dena.
Salesman: Tum anday ka kya karogi?
Murghi: Mere Murghay ne kaha hai Darling! 5 Rupay k Liye Tum Apna Figure Kharab Mat karo.

Insaan sub se ziyada Muafi kis k Samney mangta hai?
Guess
Guess!
Bihkari k Samney
” Maaf karo Baba”

Jo Hameshan Hansta rehta Hai Us Ko
“HANS MUKH”
Kehtay Hain.
Aur Jis Ka Hansna Bilkul Band Ho Gaya Ho Us Ko
“HUSBAND”
Kehtay Hain..

Meri aankhen abhi tak usko dhoondhti hain Faraz….
Jisne JUMMAY ki Namaz main, Meri chappal uthai thi.

Michael Jackson ki Rooh k Eesaal-e-Sawaab k liye Please aap…
2 Thumkay maar kar ye Msg fwd kar den.