1 Murghi Super Market gai Aur kaha: 1 Anda dena.
Salesman: Tum anday ka kya karogi?
Murghi: Mere Murghay ne kaha hai Darling! 5 Rupay k Liye Tum Apna Figure Kharab Mat karo.

Silent lips may avoid many problems,
But smiling lips may solve many problems,
So always have a smile on ur face
in the beautiful journey called “LIFE

Unki Gali ke chakkarr kat te kat te,kute humare yar ho gaye,
Unki Gali ke chakar kaat te kat te,kutte humare yaar ho gaaye,
Wohh to humhe na mili……………
Magar hum kuton ke Sardar ho gaye !!!

LovE is Not HoW LonG U’ve BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U’ve GIvEn oR RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U’ve HeLpEd EaCh OthEr — Its HoW U VALUE EaCh OtHEr…

Atif aslam; ab toh adaat si hay mujh ko.
rema; kis cheez ki adaat ho gae ha tujh ko.
atif; mohabat ki adat ho gae ha.
rema;sach kaha ab to mujhey bhi adat ho gae hay.lets go inside room and have fun then we will sing together aab to adat si ha mujh ko.

Ishq karne se pehle uska anjaam dekh lo,ishq karne se pehle uska anjaam dekh lo,agar phir bi samajh na aaye,
tow
Film ‘TERE NAAM’ dekh lo….

“DUA”hai k apki dunya me koi”GHUM”na ho
”DUA”hai k apki”MUSKAN” kbi”KAM”na ho
Agr kbi apki palkon pe”ANSU”ayen to”DUA”hai k uski wjha kbi “HUM”na hon…

2 Arabi ek dosre ko Arabi main galea de rhe the
.
Pass se Major Rohail guzra ur bola
“Molvi sab
mere lye b dua karna”

A ship was sinking.
Captain: Does any one know how to pray?
A priest comes forward and says he can pray.
Captain: Ok priest, you pray;
Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket
as we are one jacket short.

Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”

A GENIUS
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100″
-As Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
That Lecturers
Try In 1 Semester !!

All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.
I wish you is best of luck in your exams

A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study

According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it!

Hi yay exam daratay kiyun hain,
Merri neend uratay kiyun hain,
Phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain,
Kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay walay hain .

Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
&
collage days,
Horrible days in my life :
“only exam days”

1) Never hate
2) Don’t worry
3) Live simple
4) Expect a little
5) Give a lot
6) Always smile
7) And keep in touch with ALLAH.

U want and u get
U want and u get that is luck,
u want and u wait that is time,
u want but u compromise that is life

hoslay saray main azma baitha
main us ki yad main dunya ko bhula baitha
jis ki cahat mien umer bhar tarpa
usi ki shadi ki baryani main kha baitha

Smile is a language of love,
Smile is a way 2 get success.
Smile is 2 win hearts,
Smile improves ur personality.
So please
Brush daily!