“Don’t handicap your children by making their lives easy.”(Robert A. Heinlein)
One father is more than a hundred Schoolmasters.(George Herbert)
It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons.(Johann Schiller)

In Court Judge Said 2 Women:
U R Realy Brave,
Dako Ko Buhat Mera Tum Ne.
Woman:Mjhay Kya Pta Daako
Tha Me Samjhi Mera Shohar
Ghar Der Se Aya Hai.

Rani: You know mam, my mother fears a lot while crossing a road!
Teacher: How do U know that?
Rani: Because, she holds my hand while crossing!

Mom: beti kyu ro rahi ho?
beti: Teacher ne mara
Mom: Q?
Beti: Maine usko murgi kaha kyuki
usne mujhe EXAM mein anda
diya..
Ha ha ha

Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?
Because
Baba Ramdev (Yoga walay) Said:
“Apni Saas Ko Bahar Nikalo”

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?
Because
Baba Ramdev (Yoga walay) Said:
“Apni Saas Ko Bahar Nikalo.”

How Can A Father
Make His Daughter
Walk On The Street
Looking Down The Earth??
Just Gift Her A Mobile With Free Sms.

Boy: Papa main kal School nahi jaonga.
Papa: Kyon Beta?
Boy: Aaj School main hamara Wazan(Weight) kya tha.
Papa: TO kya hua?
Boy: Aaj Wazan kya hai, Kal baich diya to?

Wife: Darling today is our Anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes..!!

Love Before Marriage:
Janu!!! Tum nahi to Main nahi,…
Main nahi to Tum nahi,,,
Love After Marriage:
Baighairtaa…. Aaj Tu nahi ya Main nahi…

Two Friends Talking:
- Meri Shadi ho gai
* O ye to acha hua
- Nahi, bura hua, Woh bad soorat hai
* O ye to bura hua
- Nahi, acha hua, Woh bohat ameer hai
* O ye to acha hua

Wife: Aji agar main Gum ho gai to Tum kya karo gay?
Husband: Its the time to Disco.

PHYSICS TEACHER: Now As You All Know The Law Of Gravity Explains Why We Stay On Earth!
PAPPU: But Sir! Where Did People Stay Before The Law Was Passed?

Father: If u pass in exams, I’ll gift you 1 cycle
son: If i fail?
Father: I’ll gift 100 cycles
son: Why?
Father: Phir mera puttar dukan khole ga cyclan di.

45 saal ka Aadmi, Larki dekhne gaya, Larki ki maa behosh ho gai…
Hosh aaya, wajah puchi to Maa boli:
25 saal pehle ye mujhe bhi dekhne aaya tha.

Shohar: Main tang aagaya hon, Tum humesha Mera Ghar, Meri Car, he kehti rehti ho.
Kabhi Hamara bhi keh diya karo.
Ab Almaari main kya dhoondh rahi ho?
Biwi: Hamara Dupatta.

Son: Papa sab log Shadi kar k Pareshan hain to Shadi kyon kartay hain?
Papa: Beta Aqal badaam khany se nahi,,,
Thokar khanay se aati hai.

Main Pilot banoga
Beta: Mama bara ho kar Pilot banoga.
Mom: Mjhy kese pata chalega k ye mere betay ka Jahaaz hai?
Beta: Main guzartay waqt apny ghar pe Gola phenk donga..

In Court Judge Said 2 Women:
U R Realy Brave,
Dako Ko Buhat Mera Tum Ne.
Woman:Mjhay Kya Pta Daako
Tha Me Samjhi Mera Shohar
Ghar Der Se Aya Hai.