A WONDERFUL FEAR CirCLE
CHOHA Billi say durta hay Aur
Billi kuttay say.
Kutta Bhairiay say durta hay
Aur
Bhairia Gainday say.
Gainda Cheetay say durta hay
Aur

One hand on HORN,
One hand on GEAR,
One ear listening d SONGS,
1 foot on ACCELERATOR,
And 1 on CLUTCH
Eyes on FEMALE in other car
Welcome 2 “PAKISTAN/INDIA”

Once upon a time
In a film there came a strange situation
Hero Loves heroine
But heroine loves
Villan
But Villan loves heros
Sister
But Hero’s sis loves
Heroine’s brother
But heroine’s brother
Loves Villan’s sister
Finally 2 people commit suicide,
Who r thoese?
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Producer And Director!

In a park 2 lovers were eating chps by looking in 2 each other eyes,
Boy:Wat r u thinking rite now?
Girl:I think ur eating more chips than me..!
“BHOOKAY”

I like u
I miss u
I love u
I find u my best friend
I respect u
I care u
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All are examples of
present indefinite tense:

Defination of a nurse:
Nurse is a beautiful dashing girl
holding ur hand looking in ur eyes
and still wants ur pulse will be normal.

Newton’s law of load shedding:
“The rate of load shedding is
directly propotional to the
temperature of atmosphere,
provided that the role of
WAPDA remains constant”.

Shaikh Apni BV ka Sadqa utarta hai 15 Rs ka.
Aur
Us main 85 daal kar Mobile ka Card Load kar leta hai.
B.V: Ye kya?
Shaikh: Sadqa Gharib Govt ko gaya Balance meray Paas aagay.

Tere Pyar ki chabhi mil na saki,mere dil ka tala toot gaya
Thane me report likhwadi hai,mujhe ghar ka bhedi loot gaya
Ek tala hoto khol bhi loon is dar pe to hain lakhon tale
Tale pe nazar allah ki hai chabhi ka nasiba phoot gaya
Is shakal ka hal sochne ko lohar bhi mere saath gaya
Mere paas na [...]

A
Aitebar
B
Bharosa
C
Chahat
D
Dosti
E
enayat

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

ager “memon“ larkiyan papita bechti to larko ko bohat fayda hota.
kyu k larkiyon ko ye awaz lagani parti
PAPITO GINIGNO
PAPITO GINIGNO

Circuit: Bhai Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai?
Bhai: Kyunki Jail Mein Khaane
Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai

Ae Dost Baandh Le Kafan Me Botal Kabr Me Baith Kar Piya Karenge
In Ladkiyon Se To Bewafai Mili
Ab Bhootniyo Se Pange Liya Karenge.

X Kuze Me
Apne Haath Uppar Utao
Ab Dono Haath Jor Lo
Ok
Ab Apni Aankhain Band Karo
Aur
Sachey Dil Se Dua Karo
K ?
K ?
K ?
“Ya ALLAH Humari Light Aa Jaye …“ ;->

1 man asked sardar je:
Aqal bari k bhans
Sardar je said:
let me think
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n then replied:
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dovan de date of birth ty tu dassi nai..

If a baby is born
in AFRICA,
what will
be the colour of the
babies teeth?
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you fool.!
a new born baby dont hav teeth…

Govrment nay aeilan kya hy! jis shakhs k
5 bachey hongy unhay 50000 diye jaingay.
sardar apne wife say: mayri gf k pas
mera 1 beta hy abhi lata hon.
Ghar aya to 2 bache nahi thy pocha kahan hy?
wife! jisky thy wo laygya…

3 ways to catch a Tiger
1:Newton‘s method:Allow the Tiger to catch u and catch the tiger.
2:Einstein‘s method: Chase the Tiger untill it get tired then catch it.
3:Pakistani Police method: Catch a Cat and beat it untill it accepts it‘s a Tiger

3 gadhy zoo se farar hogaye
1st TV Dekh Raha Hai
2nd Footbal khail rha hay
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3rd
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Nahi Tum Nahi…
Hamesha Aisa Kyoun Sochte ho Woh Mil Nahi Raha yar