A taxpayer received a strongly worded “second notice” that his taxes were overdue. Hastening to the collector’s office, he paid his bill, saying apologetically that he had overlooked the first notice.
“Oh,” confided the collector with a smile, “we don’t send out first notices. We have found that the second notices are more effective.”

A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his neighbor, a blonde, went out to her mailbox, opened it, and returned to her home empty handed.
About five minutes later, he saw the blonde again. She checked the mailbox and once again, returned to her house empty handed.
She did this two [...]

While my friend was working as a receptionist for an eye surgeon, a very angry woman stormed up to her desk. “Someone stole my wig while I was having surgery yesterday,” she complained.
The doctor came out and tried to calm her down. “I assure you that no one on my staff would have done such [...]

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer’s file and called him into his office.
“Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you’re ready to go home. I’m only sorry [...]

Larki wale: aap ka beta kya karta hai?
Ans. larke ki amma ne kaha,
Mera beta 3.62 rupe mei 500 sms karta hai ROZANA… =P ;->

Shery Rehman aj kal bohat khush ha!!!
Keon K……..
Asif Zardary Ne kaha ha
k ……
Garmeon mein Woh aik Ghanta aagay krain gay…
Aur sardeon mein aik Ghanta peechay karain gay???

1 saal main,
12 month,
12 month main,
365 din,
8760 ghante,
8760 ghanton main,
525600 mints,
525600 mints main,
525600 lamhe,
Har lamhe main aik he dua, light na jay

Once Ghalib saw a big boob girl.
Ankhon Mei Wohi Jaam Liye Honton Pe Wohi MusKaan Liye Kahan Ja Rahi Ho JaneMan Seene Pe Dairy Farm Liye
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Boy:
“I like the s0ft thing behind ur BRA“
Girl:
“What“
Boy:
“Ur Heart“
Girl:
“I Love the Big thing btween ur 2 legs“
Boy:
“Wat“
Girl:
“Ur Bike“ ;->
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MADAM said to a naughty boy!
Jab main sakht hoti hon to bohat sakht,
NAram hoti hon to bohat naram,NAughty boy said !Madam aap to bilkul meri LULLI
Jaisee ho..!!!!!!

Sexy female teacher asked the class:
mere marney k baad meri qabar ki takhti pe kia likha hoga?
a boy from last row:Gashti pehli bar akeli so rahe hai

Mj Rohail
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