* Golden words *
“Tu lang ja sadi kher ay”
“Zid na kar GUJJAR aap bara ziddi ay”
“Pass kar ya bardasht kar”
“Sawari labbay na labbay speed ek so nabbay”
“Jisne maa ko staya usne raksha chalaya”
“Chal pagli sajan k dais”
“Lag gai te rozi na lagi te roza”
From: Riksha book
Jo Hameshan Hansta rehta Hai Us Ko
“HANS MUKH”
Kehtay Hain.
Aur Jis Ka Hansna Bilkul Band Ho Gaya Ho Us Ko
“HUSBAND”
Kehtay Hain..
Michael Jackson ki Rooh k Eesaal-e-Sawaab k liye Please aap…
2 Thumkay maar kar ye Msg fwd kar den.
5 years,
20 subjects,
200 practicals,
2000 lectures,
20000 insults
A normal human
being cant do all this!
The remaining abnormals are called
DOCTORS..!
How do u teach a blonde maths?
You subtract her chlothes &
Divide her legs And square root her.
Ab jab gira baadal, teri yaad ai,
Jhoom ke barsa saawan, teri yaad ai,
Bheega main, lekin phir bhi teri yaad ai,
Kiyun na aey teri yaad?
Tune jo chhatri ab tak nahi lautai…
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