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16
Jan -
Dis is My No.
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PATHAN Was kissing a girl inside a car.
POLICEMAN:Kia kar rahe ho.??
PATHAN: naZar nae a raha…
POLICEMAN:Mera number kab ae ga?
PATHAN:Is larki k bad..;
PATHAN Was kissing a girl inside a car.
POLICEMAN:Kia kar rahe ho.??
PATHAN: naZar nae a raha…
POLICEMAN:Mera number kab ae ga?
PATHAN:Is larki k bad..;
Sardar & Pathan Sms
Sardar: Pathan se: 2+2 kitne hote hain?
Pathan: tmhe pata nai mjhe masharti aloom nhi ati.
Sardar: pr main ne to islamiat ka sawal pocha hy.
Friend: Khan sahab ap toh doctor kay pass jane wale the na?
Pathan: Yaara kal jaye ga aj hamara tabiyat kharab hy!!!:
Pathan apni BV se naraz hogya,
aur apni bv aur apne apko marne ka faisla kia.
Usne Apni kanpati pe gun rkhi aur bv ko bola,
Khush na ho, Agla number tera hai!