A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar: B.Com final year”

teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”

Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…………

Sardarji is filling up a job application………………………
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected…………………
After much thought he writes: Yes………………………..

sardar sitting on the top of the mountain and studying…when a person asked what he was doing there,he replied Oye! higher studies yaar.

Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said “India is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.
Go & sit back. I will drive auto…

Sardar k Truck k peechay likha tha “Chota parivaar sukhi sansaar“
Aur uske neechey..
Tinu..
Minu..
Chintu..
Chinky..
Guddu..
Guddi..
Sonu..
Monu dey Papa di gaddi……

Sardar to Airhostess: Tuhadi shakal meri ghar wali nal bohat mildi a…
Airhostess ne usay ek thappar maar diya,
Sardar Bola “Waahe guru! Ae te aadataan vi mildiyaa ne..

One Sardar was going to Chandigarh from pune by a air-india plane.He was alloted the middle seat of one of the 3-seats array.
But as soon as the Sardarji got into the plane, he sat on the window side seat which was actually for an old lady.

Mrs. Jasbir Singh was in the habit of having long conversation on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour.
One day she hung up after 25 minutes….
“What is the matter today? asked her husband. “Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone.”
“I got a wrong number,” replied Mrs. Jasbir Singh.

One day a bus gets an accident which were filled up with some sardarjis.
Then one of the Saradarji starts to cry very loudly saying I have lost my hand, I have lost my hand…
After the accident one of the survived sardarji says to him, “why are you crying control yourself, don’t cry, see that man [...]

One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
“What the guys are doing” asked the sardar.
” We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize” replied one
runner.
“Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!”
Exclaimed the Sardar

Sardarji is selected to play for the Indian cricket team as an opening batsman. He opens the batting against West Indies. He is asked to face the very first over (with one Sunil Gavaskar as the non-striker!) from Marshall who is bowling at his fiercest…

A Sardar and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The American asks if he would like to play a fun-game.
The Sardar, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

Chota Sardar: Mummy Kal Raati Jadu Hoya…..Main Bathroom DA darwaja Kholaya Te Light Ape
Jal Pae.
Mummy :Oyeeeeeeee Tu fir Fridge Vich Susu Kar ditaaa

Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar
Idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe,
honge….think…
“SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI”

Ek sardar har sunday holi khelta tha. Ek admi ne puchha ” sardarji aap
kyu har sunday holi khelte ho?”
Sardar bola : maine padha hai ” sunday is a holiday”..

Sardar: when i sleep, monkeys play football in my dreams.
Doctor: no problem just take this medicine before sleep.
Sardar: O bhai, kal sey loon ga, aaj raat to final hai.

Air hostess sardar se: Sir aap kia lena pasand karainge?
Sardar: Mere lea Wo TAWEEZ wali chai lao.
Airhostess:Sir woh taweez nahi TEA BAG hai ….