Monkeys & girls both are same,
Bcause they fight only for BANANA,
and
BOYs & Rats both are same, Bcause they r always searching for HOLES

Noker 1 maheena daal khane k bad malik se:
meri bund maro.
Malik: kyun ?
Noker: tusi bus meri bund maro
Malik: yaar kyun
Noker: is bahane boti tay ander jae gi.

7 peer chatai pe bethay
thay
1 admi aya or sabse buzurg peer ko bola
Baba larki nahi set hoti
Peer ne sabse chote peer ko kaha
Chotuu 1 or chatai bicha de.

Kid asks grandpa: “Do u still have sex with grandma?”
Grandpa: “Yes, but just oral sex”
Kid: “Whats oral sex?”
Grandpa: “I say fuck u. She says fuck u too”.

Student : sir why the girls not take mobile in their own brazier?
Teacher : bcoz the vibration of the mobile convert their milk into lassi….

Aurat:
DR. Sahib mein 3 saal
tak Bachey Paida nahi karna chahti.
Docter:
To Condom le lo.
Aurat:
Pani K sath ya Doodh
K sath.
Dr: LUN K sath :-

Sardar bivi k liay phool laya
Bivi ne khush ho kr apne kapre utare or tangein khol kr bister pe late Gae
Sardar:
Hairat se?
Ghar me guldaan nahi ???????

Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday.

Baraye meherbani is msg ko itna forward karain k
.
.
Mere Bhai tak Puhanch jaye.
“Bhai Double Roti k sath 2 Andey B le ana.

Aik hasti hy jo jan hy meri,
Jo aan se b barh kr Maan hy meri,
Khuda hukam de to krdon sajda use,
Q k wo koi or nhi “MAA” hy meri..

A boy went to meet his GF. When he came back home,
mom asked “Kahan gaye the?”
Boy – “Marium se milne.”
Mom – “Kisliye??”
Boy – “Haan, mom bohot kiss liye.

A man jumps into bed & starts sex.
Women in bed says:Jija jee mein aap ki biwi nahe sali hoon RADHA!!!
Man:Ab kahan ki RADHA jab ghus gaya aadha….!

Its my pray when u sleep ur sorrow ,tension and worries also sleepforever and when u get up ur success of life get up with u forever…..

Lut raha hai mairay khawabon ka mehul aur main khamosh hu Bun rhi hai teri yad qatil aur main khamosh hu. Jo kuch tha mairay pas wo sub kuch to lut chuka Ub

1 Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha Bola
Mam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?
Mam- SO SWEET
BACHA Apni Side Ke Larke Se Bola-Dekha
Maine Kaha Tha Na
Line Marti Hai..

ek ladki ka rape ho rha tha ,
ladki zor zor se chila rahi thi kutto, kamino, koi tho condom pehno mujhe AID”S hai.

Mr. Han tiya from China & Mr. Lee cho from Korea comes to Lahore and start a five star restaurant but nobody come to eat. reason?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because they named CHOTIYA RESTAURANT

Sardar suhag raat ko puri khoshish k bavajud
kamyaab na hua tu Ghuse se BV se bola;Tumhari
pehlay kisi ne nahi li?
BV masumiyat se jis ne bi li “Underwear” uttar k li!

Mother:Larka pasand aya,
Beti:Ha lakin wo to bohut Mota hai
Mother:ary Pagli TV 14 Inch ka ho ya 21 inch ka Romote to wahi 7 inch ka hota hai.

eacher: Batao Wo Kon C Chiz Hai
Jo Tm Roz Dekh To Sakte
Ho Pr Torr Ni Sakte???
Student:
Miss Aapka Mooun…….!!