Begum Nawazish Ali 2 Major Rohail
“Ek mard ho k app ne Kargil main gadari ki”
.
Major Rohail
ghuse se
“Pehle tum ye btao k PUBLIC main tum ladies toilet use krti ho ya gents”

Major Rohail:
Khansi ka kya hal hy?
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Anti Misba:
Khansi to bnd ho gy hy pr ab saans ruk ruk k
aata hy
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Major Rohail:
Fikar na karo Rab ne chaha to wo b bnd ho jae ga

Kitne Pyar Se Likha Tha Sahil Pe Tera Naam,,,
*.*pappU*.*
Na Jane Kis ZALIM Ne GUTKAY
Ki
Pichkari Maar k Laal Kar Diya… ;->

Q: Ghairat kia hai..?
A: Ghairat wo cheez hai
jo agar ap ko aa jaye to
mera
inbox kabhi
bhi khali na rahey… =P ;->

New Age Ashiq:
Yeh Ishq Nai Asaan Bus Itna Samaj Lijye . .
Bachi K Ghar Ka Gate Hai
Band,
Dewaar Se Hai Kuod K Jana …=P;->

• ♥♥*`•.¸.when u look at me*`•.¸.♥♥
♥♥*`•.¸.i feel i m
fine*`•.¸.♥♥
♥♥*`•.¸.when u call
me*`•.¸.♥♥
♥♥*`•.¸.i feel i m
good*`•.¸.♥♥
♥♥*`•.¸.when u ask
me*`•.¸.♥♥

Major Rohail ne 20/20 match dekhne ka acha intazam kya tha
Cola,BBQ,LCD,Speakers,Chips..match ka
maza aagya
Phatan:
Lo G khak maza aya
“NASWAR” to tha he nhi

Phatan:
Koi sasta sa perfume dekhao
.
Major Rohail:
Ye lo 20 rupe wala
.
Phatan:
ur
sasta
.
Major Rohail:
Meri BAGHAL main ungli daal k soong lo

Major Rohail ko us ki FAMILY ne bohat mara
Log apne DAD k nam pr Skool,Hosptl
ya trust banate
hai
Major Rohail ne apne DAD k naam
pr PUBLIC LATREEN banwa de

Asalam-o-Alikm
Multan aur UsKè MùZäFäT MäiÑ..
Light jany Kä WäQt HùÄ JäTä Hä
BäQì LöG ApÑè
MùQäMi WÄqT KE MùTäBiQ wapda ko galian dain…Shukriya

Aapko Miss karna meri Hobby,
Aapka Khayal rakhna meri Job,
Aapko Khush rakhna mera Dream,
Aapke liye Dua karna meri Duty,
And
Aapko Tang karna mera Farz.

Dunia k 8 sach
1.Insaan ka tatta aur sarkari kam hamesha latakata rehta hai.
2.Chut aur doodh k fatne par hamesha aurat chilati hai.
3.Sapp aur chut jaha mile mar do.
4.Garib aur momme hamesha dabte hai.
5.Nai dulhan aur nai gadi kisi dost ko do to thok k deta hai.
6.Musibat aur lund kabi bhi khade ho sakte hai.
7.Bra aur [...]

Rose is Famous 4 Grace…
Advocate is Famous 4 his Case…
Horses r Famous 4 Race…
But u r Famous 4 Smile on Ur Face…!
have a nice day

Sardar k Truck k peechay likha tha “Chota parivaar sukhi sansaar“
Aur uske neechey..
Tinu..
Minu..
Chintu..
Chinky..
Guddu..
Guddi..
Sonu..
Monu dey Papa di gaddi……

Mayoos mat hona yeh ek Gunnah hota hai
Milta wahi hai jo Qhismat main likha hota hai
Har Cheez miley humain yeh Zaroori tou nahi
Kuch Cheezon ka Zikar doosre Jahan main hota hai
Jo khud ko Kostey hain woh shayed bekhabar hain

Is dil ka kaha maano ek kaam kar do,
Ek be-naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,
Meri par faqat itna ehsan kar do,
Kisi din subha ko milo aur shaam kar do.
Wo nadiya nahi aansu the humare,
jinpar wo kashti chalate rahe,
Manzil mile unhe ye chahat thi humari,

A Girl Speaks To A Boy….
GIRL: O BHAI-JAAN! Please rasta do…!
BOY: Tum Larkiyan itna Confuse Kyun Karti Ho?
Ya To BHAI Bolo
Ya JAAN Bolo…!

Khush Khabri…???
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Sharam aani chahey!
Pakistan me rehte ho or Khush khabri ki Umeed rakhe hoye ho.
kamal hai yar.

Nights are totally sleepless..
Days are so restless…
Ohhh GOD…am I in Love????
GOD said:
IDIOT, you are in PAKISTAN !!
Happy load sheding.

Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaon ga
Faraz!!!
Bhoolun To ye samajna k package khatam hogaya…