Arz Kiya Hai…
Sher Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon
Wah Wah Wah
Sher Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon
Good Afternoon
Good Afternoon:-)

Pathan ki beti ko 1 Larka pasand aagaya,
Pathan preshan ho kr: Tumhari shadi us sy nhi ho sakti.
Beti: Q?
Pathan: Q k wo mujhy b bohat pasand hai….!

“kia Aap ko Pata Hai?
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WABDA walo ko Itna Bara Keera Hai.

“Mohabat main sab maslon ka hal French Kiss hai
Jo larki French Kiss na kre wo bewafa hai
French Kiss boyfrnd ka haq hai”

Meri saadgi dekhain
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Kitna “Saada” sms

Akele Ja Rahe The
Jivan ke Rasto Pe
Naraz
Dukhi
Thake Huye
phir 1 Moor Pe Aap Sa DOST Mila
Or
Baki Zindagi Ka Bhi
SATYANAS
Ho Gaya..

Pyar ankon se jataya to bura man gae
Hale dil humne sunaya to bura man gae
Wo to har roz rulaate the humen
Hum ne ek roz rulaya to bura man gae.

Kal ko milne ki aas rehne do,
Zindagi ki baqi pyas rhne do,
Apni khushiyan smait lo jana
Mujh ko u hi udas rhne do.

Aj rotha howa 1 shaks both yad aya
Acha guzra howa kuch waqt bohut yaad aya
Jo mery dard ko seenay mein chupa leta tha
Aj jab dard hua to bohut yad aya.

Hansi ne labon pe ana choor dia hai,
Khawabo ne palkon pe ana choor dia hai
Aati nahi hain tab se hichkiyaan bhi
Aap ne jab se yaad karna choor dia hai.

Wada kero per nibhana sikho
Chahat dil mein rakho per jitna sikho
U hi kisi ko intizar na karvao
Koi ager pyar se SMS kare to jawab dena sikho.

zulf rukh say hatta k bat karo
raat ko din bana k bat karo
ashianay k charagh madhum hain tum zara
aankhain uttha k baat karo koi taza fareb
danain ko tum zara muskara k baat karo
yeh bhi andazay guftagu hai koi jab karo dil dukha k bat karo.

Jab chala chor k batlanay ki zahmat bhi na ki,
Khob tha dosti ek arsa nibhanay wala,
Dushmani k bhi tu aadaab hain aey dost bata,
Koi itna bhi na tha tujh ko batanay wala.

khuda ne jab tumhe banaya hoga confusion ka moment ayya hoga ,kabhi monkey to kabhi donkey banaa chaha hoga , end main dono ka mixture pasand ayya ho ga.

jana!qatil se kabhi pyar na mango, apne hi gale ke liye talwar na mango, jal jao kari dhoop me khamoshi se lakin, apnon se kabhi saaya-e-dewar na mango

ek ladki ka rape ho rha tha ,
ladki jor jor se chila rahi thi kutto, kamino, koi tho condom pehno muzhe AID”S hai.

New married Larki se uski saheli ne pucha
Honey Moon manane kahan gaye thy?
Larki : Islamabad, Lahore, Muree
Saheli : kia kia dheka?
Larki : Chatt aur Pankha

Beauty is the “ART OF LIFE”
Love is the “PART OF LIFE”
Death is the “LAST OF LIFE”
But Friend is the “HEART OF LIFE”

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‘_! L’
Es k pait pe bndhi jacket dekh rahe hain
Shrafat se sms bhejen nai to ye khudkush hamla awar ap k mobile ko dhamake
se ura de ga.

Mom: beti kyu ro rahi ho?
beti: Teacher ne mara
Mom: Q?
Beti: Maine usko murgi kaha kyuki
usne mujhe EXAM mein anda
diya..
Ha ha ha