Aik din Wife aur Husband Mazaar se Nikle to aik Faqeer ne kaha:
Shehzadi 5 rupey de de, Andha hoon.
Husband: De do, Tumhe Shehzadi kahan hai to zaroor andha ho ga.

A Smile Is Like A
Simcard
&
Life Is Like A Cellphone
Whenever
You Insert The
Simcard Of A Smile ,
A Beautiful Day Is
Activated …
Good Morning
&
Keep Smiling (:

Little Keys Open Big Locks Simple Words Reflect Great
Thought Your Smile Can Cure Heart Blocks So Keep On Smiling
It Rocks
oo/
Good Morning (:

Hoyto Tomai Valobesa Korechilam Vhul,
Taito Akhon Dicchi Sai Vhular E Mashool,
Phool Vabe Tumari Sudu Kortam Sadona…
Tai Bodhoy Soite Hochcha Katar Jontrona.

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(–|__| _ ,_ ,_      (–|\ | _       (–\ | _  _ ,_
_|  |(_||_)|_)(_|    _| \|(/_(_|_)     \|(/_(_||
(        |  |  ,_|   (                (__|

??”/?”?l
l USKURAO
l__l?v’l__l
OR
!???!_!???!
! _ ANSO
!__! !__!
Har Pal
l?”?”/
l D )
L___ IL SE

One day l went 2 ZOO. So many animals were there.
(>. .<)
“v”
Mouse
(@v@)
( “=” )
Owl
o(o¿o)o
(!)’(!)
Monkey
(@¿@)
“(<>)”
aaila ! Tum bhi

–:-)H
—:-)A
—-:-)P
—–:-)P
——:-)Y
——-:-)NEW
——–:-)YEAR
2
0
0
9
”DEKHI MERI YAARI. .
7 DIN PEHLE BAAZI MARI”:-

Send this star _/_ to lots >’.’< of friends (also me) if 3 come back, so some one loves u alot secretly. try this its realy work.

1 ShEiKh K GhAr PaThAn GaYa
ShEiKh: PaThAn sE BhAi
TaKlEf Na KaRe BaTyE
ChAi ChAlI Gi Ya ThAnDa ?
PaThAn: Is MaI TaKlEf Ki
KiA BaT HaI, ChAi BuNnE
TaK ThAnDa Hi SaHe . .
More Funny Sms

Pathan ki bivi ka ashiq
Pathan; yaar aaj maine apni bivi ko kisi aur k sath cinema jatay hue dekha.
Dost;tou un k pechay  kyun nahi gae.
Pathan:Yar maine wo film 4 dafa dekhi hoe thi.

1st PATHAN: ye bacha tumhara kya lagta hai
2nd PATHN: ye mera door ka bhai hai
1st: door ka
main samjha nahi
2nd:iske aur mere darmiyan 26 behan bhai aur hn!

Look at the Clock when u r sitting simply.
But
Never Look at Clock
When U r working.

Friendship is about. bringing out the positive when everything seems negative…being accepted for who you are…being able to pick up right where you left off…sharing, talking, and laughing…Friendship is about us, and for that I’m grateful. And I hope you have the best birthday ever, friend!
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