Man to his Wife: Begum dekho mein tumhary liye Kelay, Kheeray, Gaajar aur Mooli lekar aya hoon.

Wife: Q aap kahin ja rahe hain kya?

Eid Ul Azha Sms
Joo khaal khainchtay hian milat kee unn ko chor
Yeh kaam ka waqat hai na batain fazool kar
mera yeh mashwara hai bana kay ik anjuman
Eid ul azha pay bakroun kay khalain wasool kar

Politics Sms
Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.
But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?

Funny Sms
Son asked his dad the difference between
LOVE, BELIEF, and RELIEF.
Father says; your Mom is my LOVE.
Our maid is my RILIEF &
I’m your dad- well, that’s my BELIEF

Everything Is Incomplete Without ME
..mory
Co..dy
Ti..
Ga..
So..thing
..aning
Even This ..ssage!
So Dont Forget ME.

Male or Female
R u male or Female?
Answer k lea niche dekhein
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oh no dear ! Yaha nae apne niche.

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