Defination of a nurse:
Nurse is a beautiful dashing girl
holding ur hand looking in ur eyes
and still wants ur pulse will be normal.

To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.Happy Anniversary

Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal”. Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

Your anniversary marks the day
When you both said “I do.”
The two of you became as one,
A marriage bright and new.
Now time has passed; your love is strong;
You passed the early test.
Your tender bond grows with passing time;
Your marriage is the kind that’s best!

ISHQ wahi hai jo ho ektarfa, IZHAR -e- ishq to khwahish ban jaati hai, HAI agar ishq to aankho mein dekho, ZUBAN kholne se ye numaish ban jaati hai..

Aapki Dosti hamein is kadar pyaari hai, Jis tarah bin paani ke machli bechari hai, Ab na aur kuch khawish hai, Bus tum DOST bane raho ye hi tum se guzarish hai ek

Na khwabon me dekha, na nazaron me dekha,
Hazaron me ek humne tum hi ko dekha,
Gum dene wale to har pal hai yahan,
Har pal khushi dene walon me ek aap hi ko dekha

Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…………

Sardarji is filling up a job application………………………
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected…………………
After much thought he writes: Yes………………………..

sardar sitting on the top of the mountain and studying…when a person asked what he was doing there,he replied Oye! higher studies yaar.

Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said “India is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air

The hardest thing in life is watching someone you love , loving someone else

If you fall in river there is a boat .. if you fall in well there is rope .. but if you fall in love there is no hope

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.
Go & sit back. I will drive auto…

Love and Frienship SMS message:
Meeting you was by fate, becoming your friend was my choice, but falling in love with you was totally out of ma control, love you for real braveheart.

In
times
of
difficulties,
Don’t
ever
say,
“GOD

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May ur heart b happy & ur days b bright. May ur roads b smooth & ur burdens light. May u find dreams & touch a star & never forget how special U R..

The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn’t it rain on you?

Love is a bird:

u hold it tightly,
it dies.

hold it lightly,
it flies.

hold it nicely,
it shits in ur hands..

moral:
FORGET LOVE,,

just ……………… flirt

Har pal ne kaha ek pal se,Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao,
pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho,
ki har pal tum hi yaad aao!