Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhe
Jawab Nhe Hai

1 Pathan Talaab Main Nha Rha Tha

Police Wala Kehta Hai

” Chal Ooye Bahr A Kar Kpry Pehan

Teri Talashi Leni Hy

1 Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha Bola

Mam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?

Mam- SO SWEET

BACHA Apni Side Ke Larke Se Bola-Dekha
Maine Kaha Tha Na
Line Marti Hai..

Mother
Independance
Father
Or
Valentine,

DAYS K Baad. .

Bus Isi Paap Ka Suwikar Karta Hun,

Admi Hun Admi Se Pyar Krta Hun.
Happy Khan’s Day.;-)

An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her Husband’s sex drive.

‘What about trying Viagra?’ asks the doctor.

Not a chance’ says Mrs. Murphy. “He won’t even take an aspirin for a headache.”

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One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home and asked his dad for the definition and he promptly told him “coats and jackets”.

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One day, a man complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts, guess I should see a doctor.”

His friend said, “Don’t do that. There’s a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine, and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. And it only costs $10.00.”

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A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway?
It’s been flickering for weeks now.”

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Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do.

The shrink said that, since Christmas was coming up that he should ask Johnny what he wanted Santa to bring him. If he cussed, he should leave a pile of dog shit in place of the gift.

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ek ladki ka rape ho rha tha ,
ladki zor zor se chila rahi thi kutto, kamino, koi tho condom pehno mujhe AID”S hai.

Shaikh Apni BV ka Sadqa utarta hai 15 Rs ka.

Aur

Us main 85 daal kar Mobile ka Card Load kar leta hai.

B.V: Ye kya?

Shaikh: Sadqa Gharib Govt ko gaya Balance meray Paas aagay.

Yunhi mazaq mazaq main hum ganjey ho gae Faraz!
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Najaney kon hamarey Shampoo main VEET daal gaya…

Jo khyal the na qyaas the,wahi log mujh se bichad gay
Jo Mohabbato ke asas the wahi log mujh se bichad gay
jinhe manta nahi dil mera,wahi log hain mere humsafar
Jo mujhe har trah se raas the wahi log mujhse bichad gay

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Pehli baarish ka nasha hi kuchh alag hota hain,
Palko ko chhute hi sidha dil pe asar hota hain,
Mehka mehka saawan aaj iss dil ko behka raha hain,
Gumsum si nazro ko aaj ye pyar karna sikha raha hain

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“Don’t handicap your children by making their lives easy.”(Robert A. Heinlein)

One father is more than a hundred Schoolmasters.(George Herbert)

It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons.(Johann Schiller)

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Tere Pyar ki chabhi mil na saki,mere dil ka tala toot gaya
Thane me report likhwadi hai,mujhe ghar ka bhedi loot gaya

Ek tala hoto khol bhi loon is dar pe to hain lakhon tale
Tale pe nazar allah ki hai chabhi ka nasiba phoot gaya

Is shakal ka hal sochne ko lohar bhi mere saath gaya
Mere paas na jab nikle paise lohar bhi mujhse rooth gaya

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A
Aitebar

B
Bharosa

C
Chahat

D
Dosti

E
enayat

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Mr. Han tiya from China & Mr. Lee cho from Korea comes to Lahore and start a five star restaurant but nobody come to eat. reason?
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Because they named CHOTIYA RESTAURANT

Sardar suhag raat ko puri khoshish k bavajud

kamyaab na hua tu Ghuse se BV se bola;Tumhari

pehlay kisi ne nahi li?

BV masumiyat se jis ne bi li “Underwear” uttar k li!

Mother:Larka pasand aya,
Beti:Ha lakin wo to bohut Mota hai
Mother:ary Pagli TV 14 Inch ka ho ya 21 inch ka Romote to wahi 7 inch ka hota hai.

1. The dog is not allowed in the house.

2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.

4. The dog can get on the old furniture only.

5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.

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