Ab CORRUPTION Ki Baari Hai
Kyun K Ab Daur-e-Zaradari Hai
Ab Aap Ki Izat, Apni Zimmadari Hai
Kyun k Izzat Ka Shikari Asif Zaradari Hai
Ab Tabahi Qismat Humari Hy
Kyun K Ab Daur-e-Zardari Hai . .
In Zardarion say dosti achhi nahi Faraz,
Tu Sadar-e-Pakistan hay kuchh to khayal kar
Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
Khatam karo masla zardari jan,
Dollar hai apna Eman,
Or Bush hai Abba jaan,
Jese khana kharab,
Jese total azaab,
Jesey Aadi faqeer,
Jesay murda zameer,
Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa,
eacher: Batao Wo Kon C Chiz Hai
Jo Tm Roz Dekh To Sakte
Ho Pr Torr Ni Sakte???
Student:
Miss Aapka Mooun…….!! 
Hight Of Hasrut
Written At The Back Of Suzuki
Mehran….
“Mai Bari Ho K Parado Bano Gi”
Boy : Papa Mein Kal School Nahi Jaunga.
Papa : Kyu Beta?
Boy : Aaj School Mein Hamara Wazan Kiya
Tha.
Papa : Toh Kya Hua?
Boy : Aaj Wazan Kiya Hai Kal Bech Diya to.;->
2 Arabi ek dosre ko Arabi main galea de rhe the
.
Pass se Major Rohail guzra ur bola
“Molvi sab
mere lye b dua karna”
Begum Nawazish Ali 2 Major Rohail
“Ek mard ho k app ne Kargil main gadari ki”
.
Major Rohail
ghuse se
“Pehle tum ye btao k PUBLIC main tum ladies toilet use krti ho ya gents”
Major Rohail:
Khansi ka kya hal hy?
.
Anti Misba:
Khansi to bnd ho gy hy pr ab saans ruk ruk k
aata hy
.
Major Rohail:
Fikar na karo Rab ne chaha to wo b bnd ho jae ga
Lamha koi suhana sath ho na ho_
Kal ma aaj jaisi koi bat ho na ho_
Apki
“DOST¡”
hmesha is dil mai rahegi…
Chahy ap mai
“INSANO “wali koi bat ho na ho… ;->
Kitne Pyar Se Likha Tha Sahil Pe Tera Naam,,,
*.*pappU*.*
Na Jane Kis ZALIM Ne GUTKAY
Ki
Pichkari Maar k Laal Kar Diya… ;->
Q: Ghairat kia hai..?
A: Ghairat wo cheez hai
jo agar ap ko aa jaye to
mera
inbox kabhi
bhi khali na rahey… =P ;->
New Age Ashiq:
Yeh Ishq Nai Asaan Bus Itna Samaj Lijye . .
Bachi K Ghar Ka Gate Hai
Band,
Dewaar Se Hai Kuod K Jana …=P;->
Lahore ISI bomb blast k bad
Ek pathan ro rha tha
.
Major Rohail:
Zakhmi ho?
Koe aziz halak ya
zkhmi
Ho gya hy?
.
Pathan:Oy! Khocha hmara neswar
Shaheed ho gya hy
Pathan reporter:
Sunna hai Lahore “1 5” bomb blast ka apko
Pehle se he ilm tha
.
Major Rohail
gusse se:
“G han dinner party mei dehshat gardo ne muje
Btaya tha”
Pathan interview dene gaya..
manager ne us se sawal poocha
what do you do..?
To pathan
nemanager ko bola
happy birth day to you…
Pathan ur Anti Misba ke suhag rat
Pathan rat ko seeti le
Kr bahar jane laga
Anti Misba:
kahan
chale?
Pathan: oy hm suhag rat manae ga tu mohale
Ke chowkidari kon kre ga?
Agr koi ap ko dophr 2 bjy good morning boly, rat ko 3 bjy fone kr k happy birthday boly,kisi ki
fotgi pr get well soon ka card de to please bura mt man’na.ye sb garmi or load shading k sta’ay huay
log hain,in k leay aao sb mil kr dua krain k Allah in sb ko load shading se nijat dilay. Aameen. .
Or
aakhir main ap sb ko mari janib se. . . . . .
Boht boht Eid Mubark ho. . . .
• ♥♥*`•.¸.when u look at me*`•.¸.♥♥
♥♥*`•.¸.i feel i m
fine*`•.¸.♥♥
♥♥*`•.¸.when u call
me*`•.¸.♥♥
♥♥*`•.¸.i feel i m
good*`•.¸.♥♥
♥♥*`•.¸.when u ask
me*`•.¸.♥♥
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