Aik hasti hy jo jan hy meri,
Jo aan se b barh kr Maan hy meri,
Khuda hukam de to krdon sajda use,
Q k wo koi or nhi “MAA” hy meri..

A boy went to meet his GF. When he came back home,
mom asked “Kahan gaye the?”
Boy – “Marium se milne.”
Mom – “Kisliye??”
Boy – “Haan, mom bohot kiss liye.

Insaan sub se ziyada Muafi kis k Samney mangta hai?
Guess
Guess!
Bihkari k Samney
” Maaf karo Baba”

Jo Hameshan Hansta rehta Hai Us Ko
“HANS MUKH”
Kehtay Hain.
Aur Jis Ka Hansna Bilkul Band Ho Gaya Ho Us Ko
“HUSBAND”
Kehtay Hain..

Meri aankhen abhi tak usko dhoondhti hain Faraz….
Jisne JUMMAY ki Namaz main, Meri chappal uthai thi.

Apna aap
Aj wo muddat baad aaye
Bus yeh kehnay
Jaana
Meray saray khat lota do
Sub tasveerein kalam
Kitabein

I’m not supposed to love you,
I’m not supposed to care,
I’m not supposed to live my life wishing you were there.
I’m not supposed to wonder where you are
or what you do…
I’m sorry I can’t help myself,
I’m in love with you.

SORRY…. SORRY…. SORRY…..SORRY.…Dont get confused ,oh Ho SORRY means: S-Some,O-One Is,R-Really,R-Rememberinhg Y-You…..Have A wonderful day…. Good Morning

A night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the day, and a gd morning to start your day!
Submitted By WWW DOT FUNSTYLERS DOT COM

One hand on HORN,
One hand on GEAR,
One ear listening d SONGS,
1 foot on ACCELERATOR,
And 1 on CLUTCH
Eyes on FEMALE in other car
Welcome 2 “PAKISTAN/INDIA”

Once upon a time
In a film there came a strange situation
Hero Loves heroine
But heroine loves
Villan
But Villan loves heros
Sister
But Hero’s sis loves
Heroine’s brother
But heroine’s brother
Loves Villan’s sister
Finally 2 people commit suicide,
Who r thoese?
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Producer And Director!

In a park 2 lovers were eating chps by looking in 2 each other eyes,
Boy:Wat r u thinking rite now?
Girl:I think ur eating more chips than me..!
“BHOOKAY”

I like u
I miss u
I love u
I find u my best friend
I respect u
I care u
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All are examples of
present indefinite tense:

Defination of a nurse:
Nurse is a beautiful dashing girl
holding ur hand looking in ur eyes
and still wants ur pulse will be normal.

ISHQ wahi hai jo ho ektarfa, IZHAR -e- ishq to khwahish ban jaati hai, HAI agar ishq to aankho mein dekho, ZUBAN kholne se ye numaish ban jaati hai..

Aapki Dosti hamein is kadar pyaari hai, Jis tarah bin paani ke machli bechari hai, Ab na aur kuch khawish hai, Bus tum DOST bane raho ye hi tum se guzarish hai ek

Na khwabon me dekha, na nazaron me dekha,
Hazaron me ek humne tum hi ko dekha,
Gum dene wale to har pal hai yahan,
Har pal khushi dene walon me ek aap hi ko dekha

Beggar: Sir, pls give 50 paise.
Man: I don’t have.
Beggar: Then come with me, lets beg together

What’s The Main Reason For Divorce?
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Boy 2 girl: Soot bhot acha pehne ha
Girl: Thnx
Boy: Lipstick b achi hai
Girl: Thnx
Boy: Makeup b boht acha hai
Girl:Thnx “BHAI JAN”
Boy: Phr b buri lag rahi ho