Noker 1 maheena daal khane k bad malik se:
meri bund maro.
Malik: kyun ?
Noker: tusi bus meri bund maro
Malik: yaar kyun
Noker: is bahane boti tay ander jae gi.

7 peer chatai pe bethay
thay
1 admi aya or sabse buzurg peer ko bola
Baba larki nahi set hoti
Peer ne sabse chote peer ko kaha
Chotuu 1 or chatai bicha de.

Student : sir why the girls not take mobile in their own brazier?
Teacher : bcoz the vibration of the mobile convert their milk into lassi….

Aurat:
DR. Sahib mein 3 saal
tak Bachey Paida nahi karna chahti.
Docter:
To Condom le lo.
Aurat:
Pani K sath ya Doodh
K sath.
Dr: LUN K sath :-

Sardar bivi k liay phool laya
Bivi ne khush ho kr apne kapre utare or tangein khol kr bister pe late Gae
Sardar:
Hairat se?
Ghar me guldaan nahi ???????

Sardar to Airhostess: Tuhadi shakal meri ghar wali nal bohat mildi a…
Airhostess ne usay ek thappar maar diya,
Sardar Bola “Waahe guru! Ae te aadataan vi mildiyaa ne..

Dunia k 8 sach
1.Insaan ka tatta aur sarkari kam hamesha latakata rehta hai.
2.Chut aur doodh k fatne par hamesha aurat chilati hai.
3.Sapp aur chut jaha mile mar do.
4.Garib aur momme hamesha dabte hai.
5.Nai dulhan aur nai gadi kisi dost ko do to thok k deta hai.
6.Musibat aur lund kabi bhi khade ho sakte hai.
7.Bra aur [...]

X Kuze Me
Apne Haath Uppar Utao
Ab Dono Haath Jor Lo
Ok
Ab Apni Aankhain Band Karo
Aur
Sachey Dil Se Dua Karo
K ?
K ?
K ?
“Ya ALLAH Humari Light Aa Jaye …“ ;->

1 man asked sardar je:
Aqal bari k bhans
Sardar je said:
let me think
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n then replied:
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dovan de date of birth ty tu dassi nai..