Monkeys & girls both are same,
Bcause they fight only for BANANA,
and
BOYs & Rats both are same, Bcause they r always searching for HOLES

Noker 1 maheena daal khane k bad malik se:
meri bund maro.
Malik: kyun ?
Noker: tusi bus meri bund maro
Malik: yaar kyun
Noker: is bahane boti tay ander jae gi.

7 peer chatai pe bethay
thay
1 admi aya or sabse buzurg peer ko bola
Baba larki nahi set hoti
Peer ne sabse chote peer ko kaha
Chotuu 1 or chatai bicha de.

Kid asks grandpa: “Do u still have sex with grandma?”
Grandpa: “Yes, but just oral sex”
Kid: “Whats oral sex?”
Grandpa: “I say fuck u. She says fuck u too”.

Student : sir why the girls not take mobile in their own brazier?
Teacher : bcoz the vibration of the mobile convert their milk into lassi….

Aurat:
DR. Sahib mein 3 saal
tak Bachey Paida nahi karna chahti.
Docter:
To Condom le lo.
Aurat:
Pani K sath ya Doodh
K sath.
Dr: LUN K sath :-

Sardar bivi k liay phool laya
Bivi ne khush ho kr apne kapre utare or tangein khol kr bister pe late Gae
Sardar:
Hairat se?
Ghar me guldaan nahi ???????

Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday.

Baraye meherbani is msg ko itna forward karain k
.
.
Mere Bhai tak Puhanch jaye.
“Bhai Double Roti k sath 2 Andey B le ana.

Aik hasti hy jo jan hy meri,
Jo aan se b barh kr Maan hy meri,
Khuda hukam de to krdon sajda use,
Q k wo koi or nhi “MAA” hy meri..

A man jumps into bed & starts sex.
Women in bed says:Jija jee mein aap ki biwi nahe sali hoon RADHA!!!
Man:Ab kahan ki RADHA jab ghus gaya aadha….!

Silent lips may avoid many problems,
But smiling lips may solve many problems,
So always have a smile on ur face
in the beautiful journey called “LIFE

LovE is Not HoW LonG U’ve BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U’ve GIvEn oR RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U’ve HeLpEd EaCh OthEr — Its HoW U VALUE EaCh OtHEr…

Ishq karne se pehle uska anjaam dekh lo,ishq karne se pehle uska anjaam dekh lo,agar phir bi samajh na aaye,
tow
Film ‘TERE NAAM’ dekh lo….

“DUA”hai k apki dunya me koi”GHUM”na ho
”DUA”hai k apki”MUSKAN” kbi”KAM”na ho
Agr kbi apki palkon pe”ANSU”ayen to”DUA”hai k uski wjha kbi “HUM”na hon…

Newton’s law of load shedding:
“The rate of load shedding is
directly propotional to the
temperature of atmosphere,
provided that the role of
WAPDA remains constant”.

1 Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha Bola
Mam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?
Mam- SO SWEET
BACHA Apni Side Ke Larke Se Bola-Dekha
Maine Kaha Tha Na
Line Marti Hai..

ek ladki ka rape ho rha tha ,
ladki zor zor se chila rahi thi kutto, kamino, koi tho condom pehno mujhe AID”S hai.

Shaikh Apni BV ka Sadqa utarta hai 15 Rs ka.
Aur
Us main 85 daal kar Mobile ka Card Load kar leta hai.
B.V: Ye kya?
Shaikh: Sadqa Gharib Govt ko gaya Balance meray Paas aagay.

Tere Pyar ki chabhi mil na saki,mere dil ka tala toot gaya
Thane me report likhwadi hai,mujhe ghar ka bhedi loot gaya
Ek tala hoto khol bhi loon is dar pe to hain lakhon tale
Tale pe nazar allah ki hai chabhi ka nasiba phoot gaya
Is shakal ka hal sochne ko lohar bhi mere saath gaya
Mere paas na [...]