* Golden words *
“Tu lang ja sadi kher ay”
“Zid na kar GUJJAR aap bara ziddi ay”
“Pass kar ya bardasht kar”
“Sawari labbay na labbay speed ek so nabbay”
“Jisne maa ko staya usne raksha chalaya”
“Chal pagli sajan k dais”
“Lag gai te rozi na lagi te roza”
From: Riksha book

Michael Jackson ki Rooh k Eesaal-e-Sawaab k liye Please aap…
2 Thumkay maar kar ye Msg fwd kar den.

To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.Happy Anniversary

Meray Aaqa Madinay ka Agar Dedaar Ho Jaye
Nazar AngdaiyaaN lay aur Dil Bedaar Ho Jaye
Hqeeqat May wahin Imaan ki Takmeel Hoti hai
Muhammad Ki Risalat ka jahan Iqraar Ho Jaye
Yeh Hasrat hai k Dekhoon is tarha Roo-e-Munawar ko
Nazar Jalwoun se Takratey hi Jalwabaar Ho Jaye

A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway?
It’s been flickering for weeks now.”

Jo khyal the na qyaas the,wahi log mujh se bichad gay
Jo Mohabbato ke asas the wahi log mujh se bichad gay
jinhe manta nahi dil mera,wahi log hain mere humsafar
Jo mujhe har trah se raas the wahi log mujhse bichad gay

A
Aitebar
B
Bharosa
C
Chahat
D
Dosti
E
enayat

eacher: Batao Wo Kon C Chiz Hai
Jo Tm Roz Dekh To Sakte
Ho Pr Torr Ni Sakte???
Student:
Miss Aapka Mooun…….!!

Major Rohail:
Khansi ka kya hal hy?
.
Anti Misba:
Khansi to bnd ho gy hy pr ab saans ruk ruk k
aata hy
.
Major Rohail:
Fikar na karo Rab ne chaha to wo b bnd ho jae ga

New Age Ashiq:
Yeh Ishq Nai Asaan Bus Itna Samaj Lijye . .
Bachi K Ghar Ka Gate Hai
Band,
Dewaar Se Hai Kuod K Jana …=P;->

Pathan ur Anti Misba ke suhag rat
Pathan rat ko seeti le
Kr bahar jane laga
Anti Misba:
kahan
chale?
Pathan: oy hm suhag rat manae ga tu mohale
Ke chowkidari kon kre ga?

Agr koi ap ko dophr 2 bjy good morning boly, rat ko 3 bjy fone kr k happy birthday boly,kisi ki
fotgi pr get well soon ka card de to please bura mt man’na.ye sb garmi or load shading k sta’ay huay
log hain,in k leay aao sb mil kr dua krain k Allah in sb ko [...]

• ♥♥*`•.¸.when u look at me*`•.¸.♥♥
♥♥*`•.¸.i feel i m
fine*`•.¸.♥♥
♥♥*`•.¸.when u call
me*`•.¸.♥♥
♥♥*`•.¸.i feel i m
good*`•.¸.♥♥
♥♥*`•.¸.when u ask
me*`•.¸.♥♥

Wife: Aji agar main Gum ho gai to Tum kya karo gay?
Husband: Its the time to Disco.

Is dil ke har dhadkan ka ehsaas ho tum.
Tum kya jaano hamare liye kitne khaas ho tum.
Juda ho k tumne hame maut se bhi battar sazaa di hai,
Phir bhi is tadapte dil ne tumhe khush rehne ki duaaein di hai.

Forget the times
Forget the times he walked by,
Forget the times he made you cry,
Forget the times he spoke your name,
Remember now your not the same.
Forget the times he held your hand,
Forget the sweet things if you can,
Forget the times & don’t pretend,
Remember now he’s just your friend.

Suno…!
Hum Toot Jaen gay,
K Doori Seh na paen gay,
Judai Maar dalay gi,
Suno…!
Ye aankhen bojhal hain,
Inhain kis tarha behlaen,

Pathan “Mazaar” pe Bomb rakhty huye pakra gaya:
Logon ne bohat mara aur pucha aisa kyon kya?
Pathan ki kuch samajh main nahi aaya to bola: “Main Bomb rakhny ki Mannat mangi thi.”

1 man asked sardar je:
Aqal bari k bhans
Sardar je said:
let me think
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n then replied:
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dovan de date of birth ty tu dassi nai..

One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
“What the guys are doing” asked the sardar.
” We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize” replied one
runner.
“Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!”
Exclaimed the Sardar