An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her Husband’s sex drive.
‘What about trying Viagra?’ asks the doctor.
Not a chance’ says Mrs. Murphy. “He won’t even take an aspirin for a headache.”

One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home and asked his dad for the definition and he promptly told him “coats and jackets”.

One day, a man complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts, guess I should see a doctor.”
His friend said, “Don’t do that. There’s a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine, and the computer will diagnose your problem [...]

A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway?
It’s been flickering for weeks now.”

Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do.
The shrink said that, since Christmas was coming up that he should ask Johnny what he wanted Santa to bring him. If he cussed, he should leave a pile of dog shit in [...]

Yunhi mazaq mazaq main hum ganjey ho gae Faraz!
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Najaney kon hamarey Shampoo main VEET daal gaya…

Pehli baarish ka nasha hi kuchh alag hota hain,
Palko ko chhute hi sidha dil pe asar hota hain,
Mehka mehka saawan aaj iss dil ko behka raha hain,
Gumsum si nazro ko aaj ye pyar karna sikha raha hain

“Don’t handicap your children by making their lives easy.”(Robert A. Heinlein)
One father is more than a hundred Schoolmasters.(George Herbert)
It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons.(Johann Schiller)

In Zardarion say dosti achhi nahi Faraz,
Tu Sadar-e-Pakistan hay kuchh to khayal kar

Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
Khatam karo masla zardari jan,
Dollar hai apna Eman,
Or Bush hai Abba jaan,

Jese khana kharab,
Jese total azaab,
Jesey Aadi faqeer,
Jesay murda zameer,
Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa,

Hight Of Hasrut
Written At The Back Of Suzuki
Mehran….
“Mai Bari Ho K Parado Bano Gi”

Boy : Papa Mein Kal School Nahi Jaunga.
Papa : Kyu Beta?
Boy : Aaj School Mein Hamara Wazan Kiya
Tha.
Papa : Toh Kya Hua?
Boy : Aaj Wazan Kiya Hai Kal Bech Diya to.;->

Begum Nawazish Ali 2 Major Rohail
“Ek mard ho k app ne Kargil main gadari ki”
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Major Rohail
ghuse se
“Pehle tum ye btao k PUBLIC main tum ladies toilet use krti ho ya gents”

Agr koi ap ko dophr 2 bjy good morning boly, rat ko 3 bjy fone kr k happy birthday boly,kisi ki
fotgi pr get well soon ka card de to please bura mt man’na.ye sb garmi or load shading k sta’ay huay
log hain,in k leay aao sb mil kr dua krain k Allah in sb ko [...]

Major Rohail ko us ki FAMILY ne bohat mara
Log apne DAD k nam pr Skool,Hosptl
ya trust banate
hai
Major Rohail ne apne DAD k naam
pr PUBLIC LATREEN banwa de

In Court Judge Said 2 Women:
U R Realy Brave,
Dako Ko Buhat Mera Tum Ne.
Woman:Mjhay Kya Pta Daako
Tha Me Samjhi Mera Shohar
Ghar Der Se Aya Hai.

Rani: You know mam, my mother fears a lot while crossing a road!
Teacher: How do U know that?
Rani: Because, she holds my hand while crossing!

Mom: beti kyu ro rahi ho?
beti: Teacher ne mara
Mom: Q?
Beti: Maine usko murgi kaha kyuki
usne mujhe EXAM mein anda
diya..
Ha ha ha

Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?
Because
Baba Ramdev (Yoga walay) Said:
“Apni Saas Ko Bahar Nikalo”