Aik hasti hy jo jan hy meri,
Jo aan se b barh kr Maan hy meri,
Khuda hukam de to krdon sajda use,
Q k wo koi or nhi “MAA” hy meri..

A boy went to meet his GF. When he came back home,
mom asked “Kahan gaye the?”
Boy – “Marium se milne.”
Mom – “Kisliye??”
Boy – “Haan, mom bohot kiss liye.

A man jumps into bed & starts sex.
Women in bed says:Jija jee mein aap ki biwi nahe sali hoon RADHA!!!
Man:Ab kahan ki RADHA jab ghus gaya aadha….!

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