ISHQ wahi hai jo ho ektarfa, IZHAR -e- ishq to khwahish ban jaati hai, HAI agar ishq to aankho mein dekho, ZUBAN kholne se ye numaish ban jaati hai..

Aapki Dosti hamein is kadar pyaari hai, Jis tarah bin paani ke machli bechari hai, Ab na aur kuch khawish hai, Bus tum DOST bane raho ye hi tum se guzarish hai ek

Love and Frienship SMS message:
Meeting you was by fate, becoming your friend was my choice, but falling in love with you was totally out of ma control, love you for real braveheart.

If a baby is born
in AFRICA,
what will
be the colour of the
babies teeth?
?
?
you fool.!
a new born baby dont hav teeth…

Govrment nay aeilan kya hy! jis shakhs k
5 bachey hongy unhay 50000 diye jaingay.
sardar apne wife say: mayri gf k pas
mera 1 beta hy abhi lata hon.
Ghar aya to 2 bache nahi thy pocha kahan hy?
wife! jisky thy wo laygya…

3 ways to catch a Tiger
1:Newton‘s method:Allow the Tiger to catch u and catch the tiger.
2:Einstein‘s method: Chase the Tiger untill it get tired then catch it.
3:Pakistani Police method: Catch a Cat and beat it untill it accepts it‘s a Tiger

hoslay saray main azma baitha
main us ki yad main dunya ko bhula baitha
jis ki cahat mien umer bhar tarpa
usi ki shadi ki baryani main kha baitha

Smile is a language of love,
Smile is a way 2 get success.
Smile is 2 win hearts,
Smile improves ur personality.
So please
Brush daily!

If someone hurts you,
don’t mind it. It is the law of nature :
”The tree that bears the sweetest
fruits gets the maximum number of
stones”

Suno!
Tum ek Insan nahi ho
Na hi tum
insan kehlane k mustahiq ho
Kyon k!
Tm to ek
Farishta ho.
.
.
.
wohi farishta?
!
Jisay
Jannat se nikala gaya tha..:p Samjah jao

Ek din SARDAR ne bahut
sunder ladki dekhi aur Bahut
socha… Kya socha?..
Kaash ! ye meri maa hoti to
main bhi itna sundar hota

Abe khajur,Zoo se bhage hue langur,
Abe sade hue kele ke chilke,
Chuse hue am,Circus ke retired bandar,
Aisa kisi ko na kehna,
Feel hota hai

S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,
So, please keep smiling.

NICE POEM:
One-One = TWO
I love you.
Two-Two = FOUR
Love me more.
Three-Three = SIX
Love is fix.
Four-Four= EIGHT
Love is GreaT. Five-Five= TEN
I MisS U FrienD

How much Love in ur Heart for Me…?
Chooooooooose…….?
100 % (call Me)
50 % (sms Me)
25 % (Only a Miss Call)
0% (No Answer)

Smile is a language of love,
Smile is a way 2 get success.
Smile is 2 win hearts,
Smile improves ur personality.
So please
Brush daily!

Na mujhe kisi ka dil chahiye,
na kisi dard ki talash hai
Mere phone ko jo apna samajh k
recharge karva de,
mujhe to us dost ki talash hay

Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari, Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari, Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya, Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted,
The only really kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga