A WONDERFUL FEAR CirCLE
CHOHA Billi say durta hay Aur
Billi kuttay say.
Kutta Bhairiay say durta hay
Aur
Bhairia Gainday say.
Gainda Cheetay say durta hay
Aur

One hand on HORN,
One hand on GEAR,
One ear listening d SONGS,
1 foot on ACCELERATOR,
And 1 on CLUTCH
Eyes on FEMALE in other car
Welcome 2 “PAKISTAN/INDIA”

In a park 2 lovers were eating chps by looking in 2 each other eyes,
Boy:Wat r u thinking rite now?
Girl:I think ur eating more chips than me..!
“BHOOKAY”

I like u
I miss u
I love u
I find u my best friend
I respect u
I care u
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All are examples of
present indefinite tense:

Defination of a nurse:
Nurse is a beautiful dashing girl
holding ur hand looking in ur eyes
and still wants ur pulse will be normal.

Silent lips may avoid many problems,
But smiling lips may solve many problems,
So always have a smile on ur face
in the beautiful journey called “LIFE

Unki Gali ke chakkarr kat te kat te,kute humare yar ho gaye,
Unki Gali ke chakar kaat te kat te,kutte humare yaar ho gaaye,
Wohh to humhe na mili……………
Magar hum kuton ke Sardar ho gaye !!!

LovE is Not HoW LonG U’ve BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U’ve GIvEn oR RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U’ve HeLpEd EaCh OthEr — Its HoW U VALUE EaCh OtHEr…

Atif aslam; ab toh adaat si hay mujh ko.
rema; kis cheez ki adaat ho gae ha tujh ko.
atif; mohabat ki adat ho gae ha.
rema;sach kaha ab to mujhey bhi adat ho gae hay.lets go inside room and have fun then we will sing together aab to adat si ha mujh ko.

Ishq karne se pehle uska anjaam dekh lo,ishq karne se pehle uska anjaam dekh lo,agar phir bi samajh na aaye,
tow
Film ‘TERE NAAM’ dekh lo….

“DUA”hai k apki dunya me koi”GHUM”na ho
”DUA”hai k apki”MUSKAN” kbi”KAM”na ho
Agr kbi apki palkon pe”ANSU”ayen to”DUA”hai k uski wjha kbi “HUM”na hon…

Newton’s law of load shedding:
“The rate of load shedding is
directly propotional to the
temperature of atmosphere,
provided that the role of
WAPDA remains constant”.

1 Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha Bola
Mam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?
Mam- SO SWEET
BACHA Apni Side Ke Larke Se Bola-Dekha
Maine Kaha Tha Na
Line Marti Hai..

An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her Husband’s sex drive.
‘What about trying Viagra?’ asks the doctor.
Not a chance’ says Mrs. Murphy. “He won’t even take an aspirin for a headache.”

One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home and asked his dad for the definition and he promptly told him “coats and jackets”.

A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway?
It’s been flickering for weeks now.”

Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do.
The shrink said that, since Christmas was coming up that he should ask Johnny what he wanted Santa to bring him. If he cussed, he should leave a pile of dog shit in [...]

ek ladki ka rape ho rha tha ,
ladki zor zor se chila rahi thi kutto, kamino, koi tho condom pehno mujhe AID”S hai.

Shaikh Apni BV ka Sadqa utarta hai 15 Rs ka.
Aur
Us main 85 daal kar Mobile ka Card Load kar leta hai.
B.V: Ye kya?
Shaikh: Sadqa Gharib Govt ko gaya Balance meray Paas aagay.

Yunhi mazaq mazaq main hum ganjey ho gae Faraz!
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Najaney kon hamarey Shampoo main VEET daal gaya…