Baraye meherbani is msg ko itna forward karain k
.
.
Mere Bhai tak Puhanch jaye.
“Bhai Double Roti k sath 2 Andey B le ana.

A boy went to meet his GF. When he came back home,
mom asked “Kahan gaye the?”
Boy – “Marium se milne.”
Mom – “Kisliye??”
Boy – “Haan, mom bohot kiss liye.

To friends of old and friends of new,
who help turn skies of gray to blue.
Many go and come throughout my life,
bring smiles mid heartache and strife.

I’m not supposed to love you,
I’m not supposed to care,
I’m not supposed to live my life wishing you were there.
I’m not supposed to wonder where you are
or what you do…
I’m sorry I can’t help myself,
I’m in love with you.

GOOD NIGHT…
Have a
“salt Dreamz…”
Bcoz daily sweet is not
Good for U’r health,take care…
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Night is Silent
Night is Beautiful
Night is Calm
Night is Quiet..
But
Night is not complete
Without Wishing U
Good night.
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Love. All my life I have read about it,
dreamt of it,
waited for it,
cried for it,
needed it.
Now with you, I have found it.
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patte gir sakte hai, ped nahi. suraj duv sakta hai, aasman nahi. dharti sukh sakti hai, daria nahi. duniya sudhar sakti hai, par aap nahi.

May you begin this day with a smile on your face, and with happiness for your soul to embrace. Good Morning my love
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Ek to tum sharmate bohat ho
Agar baat kare koi
Tumse to itrate bht ho
Dil chahata hai koi SMS na karon tumko
Par suna hai tum SMS parh k muskurate bht ho

There are hundreds of languages in the world
but a smile speaks them all.
And the best smile is the one which shines through troubles
Goood Morning!!!
Keep Smiling….
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I just love when morning gets here, cuz i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms to my bestest friend.what a lovely way to start my day

In a park 2 lovers were eating chps by looking in 2 each other eyes,
Boy:Wat r u thinking rite now?
Girl:I think ur eating more chips than me..!
“BHOOKAY”

Love and Frienship SMS message:
Meeting you was by fate, becoming your friend was my choice, but falling in love with you was totally out of ma control, love you for real braveheart.

The beautifull wordus .Allah.
Mnst beautifull song is Azan.
best exercise is Namaz.
World perfect böok is Quran.And you are so lücky if you are a Musalman..:-)

Meray Aaqa Madinay ka Agar Dedaar Ho Jaye
Nazar AngdaiyaaN lay aur Dil Bedaar Ho Jaye
Hqeeqat May wahin Imaan ki Takmeel Hoti hai
Muhammad Ki Risalat ka jahan Iqraar Ho Jaye
Yeh Hasrat hai k Dekhoon is tarha Roo-e-Munawar ko
Nazar Jalwoun se Takratey hi Jalwabaar Ho Jaye

1 Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha Bola
Mam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?
Mam- SO SWEET
BACHA Apni Side Ke Larke Se Bola-Dekha
Maine Kaha Tha Na
Line Marti Hai..

An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her Husband’s sex drive.
‘What about trying Viagra?’ asks the doctor.
Not a chance’ says Mrs. Murphy. “He won’t even take an aspirin for a headache.”

One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home and asked his dad for the definition and he promptly told him “coats and jackets”.

ek ladki ka rape ho rha tha ,
ladki zor zor se chila rahi thi kutto, kamino, koi tho condom pehno mujhe AID”S hai.