Dr’s prescription for today.A cute little smile for breakfast.More laugh for Lunch,Lots of happiness for Dinner,Dr’s fee… whole Day think of me….G@@D Morning…
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2 Arabi ek dosre ko Arabi main galea de rhe the
.
Pass se Major Rohail guzra ur bola
“Molvi sab
mere lye b dua karna”

Phatan:
Koi sasta sa perfume dekhao
.
Major Rohail:
Ye lo 20 rupe wala
.
Phatan:
ur
sasta
.
Major Rohail:
Meri BAGHAL main ungli daal k soong lo

Major Rohail ko us ki FAMILY ne bohat mara
Log apne DAD k nam pr Skool,Hosptl
ya trust banate
hai
Major Rohail ne apne DAD k naam
pr PUBLIC LATREEN banwa de

Forget the times
Forget the times he walked by,
Forget the times he made you cry,
Forget the times he spoke your name,
Remember now your not the same.
Forget the times he held your hand,
Forget the sweet things if you can,
Forget the times & don’t pretend,
Remember now he’s just your friend.

Ab K Koi Shikayat nahi ho Gi..
Kyun K..
Ab MOHABBAT nahi ho Gi..
HosLa Kar Loonga Tanha JeEne Ka!!
Ab Kisi Ki RaFaQaT nahi ho Gi..
Jin Ko Jana hai Chohr Jaen Mujhe..
Ab Kisi sE GuZaRish nahi ho Gi..

1 man asked sardar je:
Aqal bari k bhans
Sardar je said:
let me think
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n then replied:
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dovan de date of birth ty tu dassi nai..

Take a glass of sugar
and put it in your eyes
so you will have sweet dreams!
If you want masala dreams,
then try chilly powder!
Good night
Have a nice dream.

Sending you MY BED 2 let you rest,
Pillows 2 give you COMFORT,
and MY BLANKET 2 keep you warm.
Sweet dreams, Goodnite! Sleep tight.

Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”

A GENIUS
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100″
-As Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
That Lecturers
Try In 1 Semester !!

Hi yay exam daratay kiyun hain,
Merri neend uratay kiyun hain,
Phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain,
Kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay walay hain .

is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihan na lijiye.
Kyu ho humse khafa, bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gaye humse khata,
Yu yaad na karke saza na dijiye.
Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali,
Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaar! i.
Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,
Agar aa jaaye muskaan hot pe tumahari.
Khuda se thoda raham khareed

Tum dua ho meri “sada k lie”
me zinda hon tumhari “Dua k lie”
Kr lena lakh “Shikwe” ham se magar
Kabhi
Khafa na hona khuda k lie.
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Oooaaannn…..
AaaaAaaannn..?
Mubarak ho “FARAZ” ko beti hui hay.

Govrment nay aeilan kya hy! jis shakhs k
5 bachey hongy unhay 50000 diye jaingay.
sardar apne wife say: mayri gf k pas
mera 1 beta hy abhi lata hon.
Ghar aya to 2 bache nahi thy pocha kahan hy?
wife! jisky thy wo laygya…

k bachey ne bhuriya (old lady) k pass pathakha rakh diya
Log chilaye
Bhuriya pathakah
Bhuriya pathaka
Bhuriya sharama k boli
Chal hat
Who tu mai jawani mai thi

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