1 Murghi Super Market gai Aur kaha: 1 Anda dena.
Salesman: Tum anday ka kya karogi?
Murghi: Mere Murghay ne kaha hai Darling! 5 Rupay k Liye Tum Apna Figure Kharab Mat karo.

3 Facts of the world..
Fact 1: U cannot touch all ur teeth with ur tongue;
Fact 2: After reading the 1st fact..All fools try it!
Fact 3: Fact 1 is false.
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SORRY…. SORRY…. SORRY…..SORRY.…Dont get confused ,oh Ho SORRY means: S-Some,O-One Is,R-Really,R-Rememberinhg Y-You…..Have A wonderful day…. Good Morning

A night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the day, and a gd morning to start your day!
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Defination of a nurse:
Nurse is a beautiful dashing girl
holding ur hand looking in ur eyes
and still wants ur pulse will be normal.

Love and Frienship SMS message:
Meeting you was by fate, becoming your friend was my choice, but falling in love with you was totally out of ma control, love you for real braveheart.

Love is a bird:
u hold it tightly,
it dies.
hold it lightly,
it flies.
hold it nicely,
it shits in ur hands..
moral:
FORGET LOVE,,
just ……………… flirt

Ae Khuda ! dilon main kaisa yeh dard hai,
Pu-nam hain aankhain, har chehra zard hai
Lachaar, toota hua, har shakhs majboor hai,
Duaaon ki pahunch se kya aasman ab door hai

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Lut raha hai mairay khawabon ka mehul aur main khamosh hu Bun rhi hai teri yad qatil aur main khamosh hu. Jo kuch tha mairay pas wo sub kuch to lut chuka Ub

Aaj Phir Kisi Ne Pucha K Tera Hasta Hua Chehra Udas Q Hai?
Barasti Aankhon Mein Piyas Q Hai?
Jiski Nazron Mein Tu Kuch B Nahin!
Wo Tere Liye Itna Khas Q Hai?

ek ladki ka rape ho rha tha ,
ladki zor zor se chila rahi thi kutto, kamino, koi tho condom pehno mujhe AID”S hai.

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Chahat
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New Age Ashiq:
Yeh Ishq Nai Asaan Bus Itna Samaj Lijye . .
Bachi K Ghar Ka Gate Hai
Band,
Dewaar Se Hai Kuod K Jana …=P;->

Agr koi ap ko dophr 2 bjy good morning boly, rat ko 3 bjy fone kr k happy birthday boly,kisi ki
fotgi pr get well soon ka card de to please bura mt man’na.ye sb garmi or load shading k sta’ay huay
log hain,in k leay aao sb mil kr dua krain k Allah in sb ko [...]

Rani: You know mam, my mother fears a lot while crossing a road!
Teacher: How do U know that?
Rani: Because, she holds my hand while crossing!

Aapko Miss karna meri Hobby,
Aapka Khayal rakhna meri Job,
Aapko Khush rakhna mera Dream,
Aapke liye Dua karna meri Duty,
And
Aapko Tang karna mera Farz.

Log pochtey hain kyon surkh hen tumhari Aankhen,
Hans k keh deti hon raat so na saki,
Lakh chahon bhi magar yeh keh na sakon,
Raat ronay ki hasrat thi magar ro na saki.

Forget the times
Forget the times he walked by,
Forget the times he made you cry,
Forget the times he spoke your name,
Remember now your not the same.
Forget the times he held your hand,
Forget the sweet things if you can,
Forget the times & don’t pretend,
Remember now he’s just your friend.

Wohh pal aiysaa thaa kay inkaar ker naa paaye,
Duneeyaa kay dar say ikraar ker naa paaye,
Naa thee Zindagee jiss kay binaa mumkin,
Uss ney chorh diyaa aur hum sawaal bee naa ker paaye.