Noker 1 maheena daal khane k bad malik se:
meri bund maro.
Malik: kyun ?
Noker: tusi bus meri bund maro
Malik: yaar kyun
Noker: is bahane boti tay ander jae gi.

Kid asks grandpa: “Do u still have sex with grandma?”
Grandpa: “Yes, but just oral sex”
Kid: “Whats oral sex?”
Grandpa: “I say fuck u. She says fuck u too”.

Student : sir why the girls not take mobile in their own brazier?
Teacher : bcoz the vibration of the mobile convert their milk into lassi….

Sardar bivi k liay phool laya
Bivi ne khush ho kr apne kapre utare or tangein khol kr bister pe late Gae
Sardar:
Hairat se?
Ghar me guldaan nahi ???????

Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday.

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