Sardar to Airhostess: Tuhadi shakal meri ghar wali nal bohat mildi a…
Airhostess ne usay ek thappar maar diya,
Sardar Bola “Waahe guru! Ae te aadataan vi mildiyaa ne..

Dunia k 8 sach
1.Insaan ka tatta aur sarkari kam hamesha latakata rehta hai.
2.Chut aur doodh k fatne par hamesha aurat chilati hai.
3.Sapp aur chut jaha mile mar do.
4.Garib aur momme hamesha dabte hai.
5.Nai dulhan aur nai gadi kisi dost ko do to thok k deta hai.
6.Musibat aur lund kabi bhi khade ho sakte hai.
7.Bra aur [...]

X Kuze Me
Apne Haath Uppar Utao
Ab Dono Haath Jor Lo
Ok
Ab Apni Aankhain Band Karo
Aur
Sachey Dil Se Dua Karo
K ?
K ?
K ?
“Ya ALLAH Humari Light Aa Jaye …“ ;->

1 man asked sardar je:
Aqal bari k bhans
Sardar je said:
let me think
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n then replied:
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dovan de date of birth ty tu dassi nai..

hoslay saray main azma baitha
main us ki yad main dunya ko bhula baitha
jis ki cahat mien umer bhar tarpa
usi ki shadi ki baryani main kha baitha

Smile is a language of love,
Smile is a way 2 get success.
Smile is 2 win hearts,
Smile improves ur personality.
So please
Brush daily!

If someone hurts you,
don’t mind it. It is the law of nature :
”The tree that bears the sweetest
fruits gets the maximum number of
stones”

Suno!
Tum ek Insan nahi ho
Na hi tum
insan kehlane k mustahiq ho
Kyon k!
Tm to ek
Farishta ho.
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wohi farishta?
!
Jisay
Jannat se nikala gaya tha..:p Samjah jao

Ek din SARDAR ne bahut
sunder ladki dekhi aur Bahut
socha… Kya socha?..
Kaash ! ye meri maa hoti to
main bhi itna sundar hota

Abe khajur,Zoo se bhage hue langur,
Abe sade hue kele ke chilke,
Chuse hue am,Circus ke retired bandar,
Aisa kisi ko na kehna,
Feel hota hai

S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,
So, please keep smiling.

NICE POEM:
One-One = TWO
I love you.
Two-Two = FOUR
Love me more.
Three-Three = SIX
Love is fix.
Four-Four= EIGHT
Love is GreaT. Five-Five= TEN
I MisS U FrienD

How much Love in ur Heart for Me…?
Chooooooooose…….?
100 % (call Me)
50 % (sms Me)
25 % (Only a Miss Call)
0% (No Answer)

Smile is a language of love,
Smile is a way 2 get success.
Smile is 2 win hearts,
Smile improves ur personality.
So please
Brush daily!

Na mujhe kisi ka dil chahiye,
na kisi dard ki talash hai
Mere phone ko jo apna samajh k
recharge karva de,
mujhe to us dost ki talash hay

Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari, Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari, Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya, Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted,
The only really kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

My heart is made 2 luv U,
My heart is made 2 luv U,
My lips are made to kiss U,
My eyes r made 2 see U,
My hands r made 2 hold U,
Every part of me wants U,
Maybe bcoz I was made just 4 U!!!

There Are Tulips In My Garden
There Are Tulips In The Park
But Nothing Is More Be Beautiful
Then Our Two Lips Meeting In The Dark