In a park 2 lovers were eating chps by looking in 2 each other eyes,
Boy:Wat r u thinking rite now?
Girl:I think ur eating more chips than me..!
“BHOOKAY”

Silent lips may avoid many problems,
But smiling lips may solve many problems,
So always have a smile on ur face
in the beautiful journey called “LIFE

Unki Gali ke chakkarr kat te kat te,kute humare yar ho gaye,
Unki Gali ke chakar kaat te kat te,kutte humare yaar ho gaaye,
Wohh to humhe na mili……………
Magar hum kuton ke Sardar ho gaye !!!

U want and u get
U want and u get that is luck,
u want and u wait that is time,
u want but u compromise that is life

If a baby is born
in AFRICA,
what will
be the colour of the
babies teeth?
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you fool.!
a new born baby dont hav teeth…

3 ways to catch a Tiger
1:Newton‘s method:Allow the Tiger to catch u and catch the tiger.
2:Einstein‘s method: Chase the Tiger untill it get tired then catch it.
3:Pakistani Police method: Catch a Cat and beat it untill it accepts it‘s a Tiger

3 gadhy zoo se farar hogaye
1st TV Dekh Raha Hai
2nd Footbal khail rha hay
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Nahi Tum Nahi…
Hamesha Aisa Kyoun Sochte ho Woh Mil Nahi Raha yar

k bachey ne bhuriya (old lady) k pass pathakha rakh diya
Log chilaye
Bhuriya pathakah
Bhuriya pathaka
Bhuriya sharama k boli
Chal hat
Who tu mai jawani mai thi

kya ap panchvi pass say tez hain ????
To batao ?
Agar Ram seeta hai,
Tou Ram kya hai ???
socho socho
simple hai yar
“Darzi“
Samjhay Panchvi Fail

Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You”ve given me, Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary.

hoslay saray main azma baitha
main us ki yad main dunya ko bhula baitha
jis ki cahat mien umer bhar tarpa
usi ki shadi ki baryani main kha baitha

Smile is a language of love,
Smile is a way 2 get success.
Smile is 2 win hearts,
Smile improves ur personality.
So please
Brush daily!

If someone hurts you,
don’t mind it. It is the law of nature :
”The tree that bears the sweetest
fruits gets the maximum number of
stones”

Suno!
Tum ek Insan nahi ho
Na hi tum
insan kehlane k mustahiq ho
Kyon k!
Tm to ek
Farishta ho.
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wohi farishta?
!
Jisay
Jannat se nikala gaya tha..:p Samjah jao

Ek din SARDAR ne bahut
sunder ladki dekhi aur Bahut
socha… Kya socha?..
Kaash ! ye meri maa hoti to
main bhi itna sundar hota

Abe khajur,Zoo se bhage hue langur,
Abe sade hue kele ke chilke,
Chuse hue am,Circus ke retired bandar,
Aisa kisi ko na kehna,
Feel hota hai

S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,
So, please keep smiling.

NICE POEM:
One-One = TWO
I love you.
Two-Two = FOUR
Love me more.
Three-Three = SIX
Love is fix.
Four-Four= EIGHT
Love is GreaT. Five-Five= TEN
I MisS U FrienD

How much Love in ur Heart for Me…?
Chooooooooose…….?
100 % (call Me)
50 % (sms Me)
25 % (Only a Miss Call)
0% (No Answer)

Smile is a language of love,
Smile is a way 2 get success.
Smile is 2 win hearts,
Smile improves ur personality.
So please
Brush daily!