5 years,
20 subjects,
200 practicals,
2000 lectures,
20000 insults
A normal human
being cant do all this!
The remaining abnormals are called
DOCTORS..!

Larki wale: aap ka beta kya karta hai?
Ans. larke ki amma ne kaha,
Mera beta 3.62 rupe mei 500 sms karta hai ROZANA… =P ;->

Pakistan me burai kon phela rha hy?
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1- INDIA
2- AMERICA
3- ISRAEL
4- AFGANISTAN
5- BARTANIA
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ZaLiM TaLiBaN Ki DrInDaGi Ka 1 Or JeTa JaGtA SaBoT…
MiNgOrA SwAt Me JaHaNzEb CoLlEgE K SaMnE
5 MaSoM StUdEnTs Se GuN PoInT Py
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Do u know the meaning of Morning?
Morning means!
One MORE INNING given by ‘ALLAH’ to Play and Win!
So…
Good Morning
& have a lovely win innings day.

Beggar: Sir, pls give 50 paise.
Man: I don’t have.
Beggar: Then come with me, lets beg together

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