* Golden words *
“Tu lang ja sadi kher ay”
“Zid na kar GUJJAR aap bara ziddi ay”
“Pass kar ya bardasht kar”
“Sawari labbay na labbay speed ek so nabbay”
“Jisne maa ko staya usne raksha chalaya”
“Chal pagli sajan k dais”
“Lag gai te rozi na lagi te roza”
From: Riksha book
ULjhano Ka Ye Mosm Badal B Sakta Tha
Wo chahta To Mere Sath ChaL B Sakta Tha
Wo Shakhs Jis Ne Mujhe Chorne Me JaLdi Ki
Men Us K Mizaaj K Saanche Me DhaL B Sakta Tha
Wo JaLd Baaz Khof-Zada Ho K ChaL Diya Werna
Tamam MasLon Ka Koi HuL NikaL B Sakta Tha
Anaa Ne Hath Uthane Nahin Diya [...]
Aaj Ka ThoughT ;->
If u want to gain knowledge,
add something everyday 2 ur mind.
But if u want to gain wisdom,
remove something everyday from ur mind.
Beggar: Sir, pls give 50 paise.
Man: I don’t have.
Beggar: Then come with me, lets beg together
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Boy 2 girl: Soot bhot acha pehne ha
Girl: Thnx
Boy: Lipstick b achi hai
Girl: Thnx
Boy: Makeup b boht acha hai
Girl:Thnx “BHAI JAN”
Boy: Phr b buri lag rahi ho
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