Kid asks grandpa: “Do u still have sex with grandma?”
Grandpa: “Yes, but just oral sex”
Kid: “Whats oral sex?”
Grandpa: “I say fuck u. She says fuck u too”.

Aurat:
DR. Sahib mein 3 saal
tak Bachey Paida nahi karna chahti.
Docter:
To Condom le lo.
Aurat:
Pani K sath ya Doodh
K sath.
Dr: LUN K sath :-

Baraye meherbani is msg ko itna forward karain k
.
.
Mere Bhai tak Puhanch jaye.
“Bhai Double Roti k sath 2 Andey B le ana.

Aik hasti hy jo jan hy meri,
Jo aan se b barh kr Maan hy meri,
Khuda hukam de to krdon sajda use,
Q k wo koi or nhi “MAA” hy meri..

A boy went to meet his GF. When he came back home,
mom asked “Kahan gaye the?”
Boy – “Marium se milne.”
Mom – “Kisliye??”
Boy – “Haan, mom bohot kiss liye.

* Golden words *
“Tu lang ja sadi kher ay”
“Zid na kar GUJJAR aap bara ziddi ay”
“Pass kar ya bardasht kar”
“Sawari labbay na labbay speed ek so nabbay”
“Jisne maa ko staya usne raksha chalaya”
“Chal pagli sajan k dais”
“Lag gai te rozi na lagi te roza”
From: Riksha book

1 Murghi Super Market gai Aur kaha: 1 Anda dena.
Salesman: Tum anday ka kya karogi?
Murghi: Mere Murghay ne kaha hai Darling! 5 Rupay k Liye Tum Apna Figure Kharab Mat karo.

Insaan sub se ziyada Muafi kis k Samney mangta hai?
Guess
Guess!
Bihkari k Samney
” Maaf karo Baba”

Jo Hameshan Hansta rehta Hai Us Ko
“HANS MUKH”
Kehtay Hain.
Aur Jis Ka Hansna Bilkul Band Ho Gaya Ho Us Ko
“HUSBAND”
Kehtay Hain..

Michael Jackson ki Rooh k Eesaal-e-Sawaab k liye Please aap…
2 Thumkay maar kar ye Msg fwd kar den.

Apna aap
Aj wo muddat baad aaye
Bus yeh kehnay
Jaana
Meray saray khat lota do
Sub tasveerein kalam
Kitabein

A WONDERFUL FEAR CirCLE
CHOHA Billi say durta hay Aur
Billi kuttay say.
Kutta Bhairiay say durta hay
Aur
Bhairia Gainday say.
Gainda Cheetay say durta hay
Aur

A special friend is rare indeed,
It seems to be a special breed,
Yes! perfect friends are very few,
So lucky I am for having you.

A meeting is to be held in jungle. The attenders are..
Tiger, bear, snake, elephant, fox, monkey, but it has not yet
started.. Why!!!!!
Because the DONKEY is busy in reading this SMS.
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3 Facts of the world..
Fact 1: U cannot touch all ur teeth with ur tongue;
Fact 2: After reading the 1st fact..All fools try it!
Fact 3: Fact 1 is false.
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if u read this, i m smart.. if u save this, u agree i m smart.. if u 4ward this, u r spreadin that i m smart.. if u delete this u r jealous…

Night doesnt become beautiful with star studded sky full moon,It becomes beautiful when u go to sleep
and let stars & moon admire ur innocence..Good night,
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()““() WAIT!
(”( ‘o’ )”)
( . /
( . )
DON’T SLEEP YET!
()““()
( -O- )
( . )
(“) (“)
I have to pray & ask
Ask Allah 2 take care
Of “U” when “U” r Sleep.
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GOOD NIGHT…
Have a
“salt Dreamz…”
Bcoz daily sweet is not
Good for U’r health,take care…
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Close your eyes,
Concentrate your mind &
Pray to god about the things
That you want
GOD must fulfill your prayer…
Have a nice sleep…