A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar: B.Com final year”

teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”

sardar sitting on the top of the mountain and studying…when a person asked what he was doing there,he replied Oye! higher studies yaar.

Ban jaon agar tum sa tumhain kaisa lagay ga:
Har pal mai rahon tum se khafa kaisa lagay ga
Parhtay ho mujhay tum jo namazon ki tarha se” ho jaon agar tum se qaza kaisa lagay [...]

Mohabat ka ajab karobar humne kia Wo bewafa sahi magr pyar humne kia Agr wo chor gaya tu mat kaho bura usko Kasor uska nai aitebar humne kia. Uski aankhon may [...]

Aa k Tera Daman Sitaron Se Bhar Doon!
Apni Hayat Sari Teri Nazr Kardoon!
Koi Jo Mujh Se Pouche Meri Umar Bhar Ki Khushi!
Main Muskuraon Or
Tumhe Samne Kardon!

Unki Gali ke chakkarr kat te kat te,kute humare yar ho gaye,
Unki Gali ke chakar kaat te kat te,kutte humare yaar ho gaaye,
Wohh to humhe na mili……………
Magar hum kuton ke Sardar ho gaye !!!

Atif aslam; ab toh adaat si hay mujh ko.
rema; kis cheez ki adaat ho gae ha tujh ko.
atif; mohabat ki adat ho gae ha.
rema;sach kaha ab to mujhey bhi adat ho gae hay.lets go inside room and have fun then we will sing together aab to adat si ha mujh ko.

One day, a man complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts, guess I should see a doctor.”
His friend said, “Don’t do that. There’s a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine, and the computer will diagnose your problem [...]

One Sardar was going to Chandigarh from pune by a air-india plane.He was alloted the middle seat of one of the 3-seats array.
But as soon as the Sardarji got into the plane, he sat on the window side seat which was actually for an old lady.

Mrs. Jasbir Singh was in the habit of having long conversation on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour.
One day she hung up after 25 minutes….
“What is the matter today? asked her husband. “Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone.”
“I got a wrong number,” replied Mrs. Jasbir Singh.

One day a bus gets an accident which were filled up with some sardarjis.
Then one of the Saradarji starts to cry very loudly saying I have lost my hand, I have lost my hand…
After the accident one of the survived sardarji says to him, “why are you crying control yourself, don’t cry, see that man [...]

U want and u get
U want and u get that is luck,
u want and u wait that is time,
u want but u compromise that is life