Larki wale: aap ka beta kya karta hai?
Ans. larke ki amma ne kaha,
Mera beta 3.62 rupe mei 500 sms karta hai ROZANA… =P ;->

ULjhano Ka Ye Mosm Badal B Sakta Tha
Wo chahta To Mere Sath ChaL B Sakta Tha
Wo Shakhs Jis Ne Mujhe Chorne Me JaLdi Ki
Men Us K Mizaaj K Saanche Me DhaL B Sakta Tha
Wo JaLd Baaz Khof-Zada Ho K ChaL Diya Werna
Tamam MasLon Ka Koi HuL NikaL B Sakta Tha
Anaa Ne Hath Uthane Nahin Diya [...]

Pakistan me burai kon phela rha hy?
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1- INDIA
2- AMERICA
3- ISRAEL
4- AFGANISTAN
5- BARTANIA
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U realy dont hav to be super nice always…
Sometimes u hav to show ur bad
side so dat u can sort out who can
accept u at ur worst mood…
If people cant handle u at ur worst,
then they dont deserve u at ur best…

ZaLiM TaLiBaN Ki DrInDaGi Ka 1 Or JeTa JaGtA SaBoT…
MiNgOrA SwAt Me JaHaNzEb CoLlEgE K SaMnE
5 MaSoM StUdEnTs Se GuN PoInT Py
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Pathan ki B-v bhaag gai 3 din baad wapis aaye
Pathan ghusse se bola
”Ab kya lene aayi ho”
Pathan ki B-v boli
”Main apne mobile ka charger bhool gai thi”;->

Aaj Ka ThoughT ;->
If u want to gain knowledge,
add something everyday 2 ur mind.
But if u want to gain wisdom,
remove something everyday from ur mind.

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